by Anonanonymous
now for a hole in 1. TK U MLJ LV NV
Fun story...:-)
Are you serious, btw? Are you asking for suggestions???
You know you want to use your vibrator to fuck him in the ass, then ride his cock until he cums for you. Then he will belong to you totally.
Don't you just love golf? ;-) By the way, I would miss on purpose too