Three Men, a Boat, and Naked Women

There's always a catch :)

Nice story, albeit some of the sentences could use a little tightening, but there's always a catch with genies. Sure he gets to sail around the world on a luxurious yacht with twelve naked playmates but he didn't specify having actual sex with them. I can imagine a lot of "Not tonight, I have a headache's" in his future. If he does manage to have sex with twelve naked playmates, he didn't specify sex without consequences. Imagine twelve pregnant playmates plus one very trapped father-to-be cum Flying Dutchman (remember, "so I can endlessly travel the world."?) on a crowded yacht. Or trying to screw naked playmates while squalling brats run about messing up the place. Or having most of his billion dollars sucked up in child support and palimony. Never trust genies :D

My apologies

To the commentor below. I wish I thought of that ending. That would have befitted my story.

However, as there is no sex in this story, I had submitted this story as a Non-Erotic story. Laurel, the owner of the site, no doubt, with better knowledge of where to post stories, posted this story to Erotic Couplings. Having written nearly 1,000 stories on this site since 2007, as AndTheEnd, BostonFictionWriter, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, SuperHeroRalph, SusanJillParker, and WmForrester, I thought all Erotic Coupling stories should contain sex.

Nonetheless, I do apologize to those regular readers of Erotic Coupling stories, who thought this would be a sexy story.

No matter the category, please vote for the story.

Thanks for reading my story and giving me the support of your vote.

It was good . . .

to a point, Susan. Frankly, I expected better, but then I'm not a regular fan of Erotic Coupling genre. I expected better from one of my favorite authors. Knowing that you probably have other stories in the mill, I'll patiently wait for the next one. I really think you should not submit only contest entries. You are too good an author to have to wait for contests to enjoy your writings. Keep 'em cumming, please.

That's all I need ONE wish...great story

To Gray

Sorry you didn't like my story as much as the ones you did in the past.

I think you'll like tomorrow's story, Naked Celebrities for Nude Day. Once you get by the necessary half page of narrative the dialogue is very funny. I think I captured each celebrity. Also, not to disappoint you again, there is lots and lots of sex in my next story.

Don't forget to vote.

Thud.

Wonderful build up and then off he went with all the treasure. I hope he had fun.

the genii

You really have a talent, here I was thinking all these stories were just sexual in nature ,,,, it was great to read an amusing story.

fucking hell

i pissed myself laughing almost lol. this is as piss funny as ive ever read.? ive been reading the wrong stuff.? best wishes dinkyboots

Dream girl

Extremely funny story but very different from your normal erotica. If I had one wish I think I would choose to have you for personal friend. You are amazingly intelligent, pretty and sexy and you have a great sense of humor! I haven't read all of your stories but I'm working on it. Keep up the great work and I'm going to keep reading everything I can find that you write.

The best is yet to come!

The catagory doesn't matter.

The story stands on its own, it is a really well written story well worth the time to read. So clever and so much fun.

Thanks for the laughs

I found this story to be very funny. Can't say why exactly, maybe just my mood today. Sorry I missed this in the contest, I try to look for your entries.