Too Much Zucchini

Erotic and funny

Well done. A 5 star effort at erotic humor

Too Much Carrot?

is that the anal sequel? Just be careful you don't end up at too much eggplant. :)

Well written, but the only thing I could think of was how cold that zucchini would feel in her hot little pussy. Kind of a numbing thought.

I luv Masturbation stories

I luv LOVE Masturbation stories, especially woman masturbating...shave her pussy in the next story... hehe.

Love masturbation stories

I luv reading about woman masturbating.....Hope she shaves her pussy...

You have really good ideas! Please keep on writing!

Thanks, Fanny

Oh my, a zucchini not big enough, eh? Well, this masturbation story certainly got me wet and horny and delving among my toys. But not even my 7" dildo seemed enough. Then I remembered that I had a whole cucumber in my refrigerated salad tray. With trembling fingers, I coated four or five inches of the end with lube and then lay back to enjoy. I know it's a cliche, women and vegetables, but WOW - try it some time! I really hadn't done it before but, thanks to this story and my 10" of firm, fat cucumber, now I'm hooked. Thanks for the tip, Fanny and keep writing.