All Comments on 'Basement Gym Fuck'

You are crazy (in a good way).

It's awesome...but I'd just like to point out that despite cock size, you can't suck your own dick unless you remove your two bottom ribs. *shrug*

It was hot, but you made too much of an effort to overembellish size. 12 inches is enough, but 15 is impossible.

Oh, and I would like to point out that you can suck yourself off if you're flexible or have a big dick (or a combination). I'm 8 inches and can suck around half my shaft.

This is the funniest thing I have ever read!

don't listen to those assholes they just jelious that they don't have a big dick like others do

wowsers. really vivid descriptions are really good.

BUT jeez you really made sure everyone knew you had a big cock.. ohk we get it! its not great when guys get to cocky. they think they just need to fuck and not have sex.. theres a difference.. fucking lacks technique.. sex need ALOT more care!

LOVED it still.. orgasmed 3 times reading this one! its a good one! keep writing!

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That was delusional on your part - 15 1/2 inches and you would faint every time you got a hard on - all the blood rushes straight to the head of the cock - cut it down to about 11 1/2inches - that is much more believable

the bigger the better! Loved the story even though 15 and 1/2 inches is a

lil unrealistic u got me so wet just thinking of it mmmmmhhh fuck !loved it!

15" is madness...plus the focus seemed to be how much better than "normal guys" he was...all in all, nothing special.

after realizing the description of this was pretty unrealistic i just thought of it more as a super-hero/ cartoon story and it solved my problem just fine!

Enough complaining, already! I also have 15" of mighty man-meat, and it is ALWAYS hard. It automatically opens doors for women while simultaneously giving them free orgasms as they pass. My ultra-powerful ejaculations are used to put out forest fires in mere minutes, which causes thousands of women to flock to the area, diving in and slurping up the pools of cum left on the forest floor...the fact that they are all then impregnated with triplets only makes them happier. Finally, when nuclear-powered icebreakers fail, the Coast Guard calls me in to free hopelessly stranded ships from pack ice...one or two thumps usually does the trick. All you pathetic losers with tiny little 9" weewees are just jealous!

Damn that was funny... it was like reading a porno comic or something.... 15 inches long? And 9 wide?!!!! that mom must have had the grand canyon for a pussy.... haha.

AND the guy could cum a river, AND curl 150 pounds for 20 REPS!!!!! Jeez....

Lots of folks here really seem to hate it, but it was a funny as fuck, so I give it a 10/10, good job.

I happen to have a 15 inch train also and it can do all he says a nd more

OK, 7 inches around is pretty much too big for women so 9, out of the question. A coffey container is about 10 inches around so get real.

That was so funny. Everything totally exaggerated. Like fuck that would ever happen in real life - but good imagination, I guess.

yeah. everything was so show-offfy.. But I liked it

yeah my huge cock can do all that to just cos you alll have small 6-9 inch dicks dosnt mean the story is wrong. girls love my huge dick just lyk in the story

A lot of BS but good BS

If you dont like it dont read it.

It was unrealistic. It was. But it was sexy, and I masturbated to this (I'm female) and had 6 orgasms. Good job! ;*

As has already been noted, it was indeed unrealistic and well exagerated, but then again, it IS fiction and FANTASY!

I loved the descriptions of him cumming all over his mom, inside and out - I think most women do like that and, I know it excites most guys. It seemed to work for 'Anonymous'.

Anyway, kep up the good owrk.

...I'm gay. This is an excellent story, by a fine writer who's around 19 or 20 years old. I would LOVE to see the author, Big Timmy, in action, with his beautiful big stiff prick, especially as he shoves it up his own mother's cunt. With a prick like that Big Timmy has the RIGHT to blow his big loaded balls up any twat he fancies, including his own mommy's.

Fiction, all fiction

it seems to be that your escapades are becoming very redundant. Sure, its a fun setup but there is so much more than what you bring that turns pure smut into an erotic story. All i've seen so far is a change in the cast of characters, which by now is becoming quite boring with each re-telling. Why not take your talent and move up to the next level... making it almost believable.

fuckkkk that was so hot! I'm dripping wet just reading that. I'll take your huge cock anytime

Oh my God !! :)))))))))))))))

Dude you fucked up this story from the start it has to be the stupidest story I have ever read

This has to be satire lol but at least it's a hilarious read.

Wow. It was sooo good i cummed so hard it still hurts.!!!!!!!

Keep up the good work.

I don't even know how he could even fit that dick in his pants, let alone a pussy. It would have to look like he's carrying a bowling ball in there. Wherever he goes, he gets stopped for suspicion of shoplifting. As the doctor at the morgue dropped it on the scale he exclaimed, "My god, that's twenty five and a half pounds!" It is currently on display at the Smithsonian.LOL

1 star

loved it and gave it a 5 to help the score.

Really gross trying to knock up your own mother

Come on man, at least try and make it somewhat realistic. really... 15 and a 1/2?

This is such bull, making it more believable would help. Timmy fucking okay. Mom having EEE sized tits, 15& 1/2 in. Of dick. Bull. Him shooting that much semen nope don't believe it again. Then fucking mommy 4 times... wat is he the enegerizer bunny... nope then mummy being able to take his dick so easily.... this is just so fake on all levels.

The premise is good, but the main characters obsession with himself is annoying. Com'on a 15 1/2" dick? Apple-sized head? Really? The stamina and massive loads are hot though, just dial back the ego...

the whore had tits that hung down past her pussy??? wow what a cow! i don't even care for D's because all but fake ones droop. i'll take an A over a D any day. but i do have a 46 inch little peter LOL!

Even in fantasy there should be some reality. Not a drop of reality in this story. Please don't write any more until you have a reality check.

So unbelievable it was unreadable. No triple E bra size, 15" dick, able to suck own dick, AND a body builder? Too much suspension of disbelief to get past. Try making it a little bit more realistic.

Big timmy is a little puss who kunt right to save his little pinkie sized lady cock. . stop writing now and save us please!!

I'll stop writing you dickless fag when you stop posting your sick fucking coments

I lost it at the part where you pick her up with your penis, by hard to masturbate to, because I thought it was funny. Also if his cock was that big it would probably kill her from internal bleeding and tearing.

I bet your cock no more than 5” lol

This is great satire of a large number of stories that make their way onto these pages. Brilliant.

If you were trying to be serious... well that's just ridiculous.

goes along with Mom's EEE's

dream on..

i would eat her creampie !

15 inches my ass. Do you think in porn it's true to have that big ones? I never heard a natural penis size more than 8 inches. If it is, it's abnormal. They are not natural. They had operated ones and they risk their lives. Do you know they lost their lives before they think? Some people have lost their erections before 40. Just be yourself. Just appreciate. If you have 15 inches and if it's natural, and if you can prove it you have the biggest penis.

Utter bullshit. So far fetched and unrealistic

I would think a 15 inch cock that's over 9 inches around will actually damage a woman permanently. Doing her over and over isn't going to make it better, just worse. Years ago I saw a porn movie with a black guy fucking a white pro MILF WITH HIS 18 inch cock, and he only got about 9 or 10 inches in her and she started screaming. That must have been the first and only take because the next was with her sitting on his lap, facing away, and his cock wasn't half in her,and she was obviously in a lot of pain. Anyone else see that movie? Now we all know that when we say it's impossible, someone shows up with one, but I'm betting he doesn't get much, because most know that 8 or 9 inch cock takes getting used to, and first time usually hurts like hell. But 15 inches long, nine plus inches around is like shoving a drain pipe in her. Why would she want it. I didn't read where he used lube either. Come on, natural fluids only? Sure I've done that, but never the first time, and usually not the first fuck that day. I'd like to see a survey of women that would agree to a fucking with that size cock. Fantasies are fun to read. Keep writing, watch your editing, but give us a break.

XYZ

This is the most uniquely stupid thing I've ever read.

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Its highest is parallel to the floor

9in diameter is 2x as big as a 3liter coke bottle and 5in longer.so basically shoving a new born baby in and out of her repeatedly

My cock is just over 9" and I have been with 48 women in my lifetime. There has not been ANY woman that has been able to take ALL of my cock and it only took about 8" of my cock to bottom out and hit the cervix of all 48 women I've been with. The point of this writing being that there is NO way a NORMAL woman is going to take ALL of a cock that is bigger than 9" unless maybe if it is limp and folds in the pussy. Maybe if the woman was 6' 10" or bigger she MIGHT be able to take more cock. The tallest woman I dated was 6' 2". I am 6' 4".

Now as to your writing. You need WAY more meaningful things to happen to mother and son in your stories. A mother isn't some cheap slut, and her timeless love is something that if were unbridled would consume her son's being with "Otherworldly" experiences.

PERFECTLY-SHAVED BUTTS! 🍑

Spent alot of time bragging on himself! Wasn't even a good fiction, I don't know what to call it, It certainly wasn't a porn story!

If this is your paying job,you might better look for something else because this type of work don't fit your pistol!

Dear oh dear. Tim the horse. Morelike tim the bullshitter methinks. 🤣🤣🤣

Bullshit why do people think they have to come up with outrageous sizes and so forth to make a decent story when in actuality it just makes the story suck im mean get real 15 inch dick please and cumming 4 times in a row without going soft in-between its a bullshit the writer name is Big Timmy more probably like micro Timmy and trying to over confesate with the outrageous dick size and probably also minute man Timmy on the cumming and lasting expecially when stated that he was a virgin when this started world of advice be me more real on the size and the hardness and how many times can cum without going soft in between cause im telling you a virgin cant cum 4 times in a row without going soft no man can there going to go soft after they cum now getting ready to go again after a few minutes is 1 thing but that isn't what was said

15 inches and much wider around than a Coca Cola can. Stupid. Yawn. World record is like 13.6 inches and hard to get.fully erect at that size for any sustained time. But the biggest joke is his erection actually lifts his 120 lb or more mother off the floor. Lololol. Nit even sure that is fiction anymore. And wow she had a long freaking vagina if her cervixnis 10 to 11 inches deep. Wow. Just silly nonsense.