Bob and Jan

Standard Droll Anti-Hero/ Story Format . hehe.

JPB and Humphrey Bogart just ' dont gibe a damm' . I'm cool with that even if I'm not cool like that.

Good One

I'd love to be this guy!

Thanks - Again!!!

Thanks For The Read***

JPB is at it again.

WHY TEMPT FATE

you were in and out and gone.....TK U MLJ LV NV

that damned landing strip!

i'm sorry, but those jokes are aweful!

Enjoyed it

That joke about aids? An up date of an old Irish joke:
Pat was on his death bed, and told Judith, his wife to have Mike stop by.
“Mike, I’m lying here a dieing, and I’ve got a last request for ya.”
“Sure Pat, I’ll be glad to do whatever ya want.”
“Go down to the pub, and tell the lads there that the reason the casket was closed that the Syphilis was so bad me face wasn’t decent.”
“For god’s sake, Pat, you’ve got the cancer, not syphilis. Why would you want me to tell a lie like that”
“I don’t want those low bastards calling on my wife while I’m still warm in the grave!”

An alternate ending with a much different meaning
“For god’s sake, Pat, why would you want me to tell ‘em such a thing?”
“I don’t want me mates calling on me wife when I’m gone!”

LOL
Chilley

Huh?

Large percent of the story consists of unrelated jokes. Hope this is a series, because the ending is abrupt and indecisive. (Yeah, Life is that way, but Fiction shouldn't be!) Also don't understand why our Bull Hero didn't ask about Hubby's reasoning during the withdrawal times...or why Hero and Sweetie switched over to being 'in your face.' ?

Not much story yet

And it is about cheating since the husband clearly doen't approve.
I'd also suggest you get in touch with mitchfren for some decent jokes!

Not Bad At All

Not much of a story and the jokes aren't going to make it on late night, but a couple were pretty funny.

A good storyline and a well written story

But it is a strange ending unless there is another chapter yet to come.

It seems as if Jan knows what she wants and that's young cock and plenty of it.

After all, Bob is a lot younger than Jan,and can give her plenty of fucking that she needs.

I hope to see more where Jan gets her young cock and her family

Thanks for the read.

Well jpb

At least you did not turn her into a screaming size queen whore for the company - you sometimes do that you know. So maybe you did and we just don't know it yet.

forgot to add

good jokes and i cant wait for the second chapter. gave you a 5.

Slut

Jan is a cheating skank whore cunt twat wife cuckolding her husband with a jerk-off who fucks married women if they ask. All cheaters should die.

The jokes were good.


HA

Light Read

Just sit back and follow the story, don't think too much about it!

Old rememberings

The jokes were good. I think in the free West World is difficult to understand what did it mean the political jokes in the communist East countries. When was at the great transient from East to West, I was with collegues from other departments on a outer course in a Hotel. That time was when the East Germany people got free way to West in Hungary in autumn 1989. A collegue from an other department and me told ONLY political jokes in shift. I told a political joke the other think for a new one and he told I think for a newer. We made our collegues laugh for 2 and half or 3 hours NON STOP nafter dinner. I live in freedom and I forgot 80% of those political Jokes.
However I tell one:
Breznev the first Soviet leader (between about 1964-1981) gets up to go working to the Kreml. The personal driver looks at Breznev with very strange sight. Breznev feells himself akward. They arrive to the gate of the Kreml. The wards look at Breznev with very strange sight, breznev feels himself with very very akward. Breznev sits down on his desk and his secretary enters and she looks at weirdly to him. Breznev becomes stressfull with the akward situations, so he asks his secretary.
"Maria Alexandrovna What is the strange on me?"
The secretary answers:
"Kind Tovaris Breznev where are your HONORS????"
Breznev touches his Chest and he discovers the lack of the medals of honors with despair.
"I FORGOT ON MY PYJAMAS!!!!!"

Dinning Room Winning Room Sinning Room - Dining Room Dimwit

Get it Bob?

just goes to show the double standard

a wife has cancer and can't fuck, if the husband files for divorce. Then he isn't a man, but he has acute ED then she either gets to have a lover or a divorce. I guess its okay to be a whore than a good wife.

Double standard?

Good lord what an idiot. This is fiction; that means it is all make believe. There is no double standard because these aren't real people you imbecile.

Wow Handonanothermancock

no shit you fucking moron, next you make a comment look in the mirror, then go back and play with your dolls queer. Next time look before you leap you cumguzzling whack job. Wasn't talking to you dick cheese.

She says, "I don't want to rub his nose in it," and then proceeds to rub his nose in it. Very interesting premise and I understand the impetus for their arrangement, but there is clearly no love in this kind of relationship. The hubby should have ended it. Is there more to this story?

Weaker than normal

First, this was not a proper ending even by your standards

Second, hubby never heard of a strap on or eating pussy? Really?

Third, both are liars and broke their code. Flirting IS making a play for her.

Telling him she would say yes IS making her into a slut.

Not your finest

And I guess we'll all wonder too

Because this was REALLY an unfinished story.

YOU WONDER WHERE THE BLONDIE WENT

when you brush-em-off sans lint. TK U MLJ LV NV

Dude, That Was A Prelude

A chapter one. A beginning; a heckuva beginning, but JUST a beginning.i haven't had much truck with that FTDS guy but....


Get the point?

Fair, Seems Unfinished

“He knows, but I don't want to rub his nose in it." – LOL, what do you call what she just did?

“he had watched and that it had upset him greatly and then she said we couldn't see each other any more.” – Huh? He KNOWS she’s doing it, presumably he knows watching will upset him, so why did he watch?

Another...

Another unfinished story.