I'm So Proud Of My Children

GET YOUR REVENGE AND PAYBACK

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it is what it was meant to be

an amusing and entertaining story.

thanks

@Solotoro

fyi, I have a prescription written by a Nurse Practitioner and the pharmacy has no problem filling it for me. just sayin

Response to Solotoro

Each state has their own laws on what Nurse Practioners can do. Your state appears to be more progressive, than some in giving Nurse Practioners more responsibility. Well deserved in my opinion.

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I enjoyed the story very much. His kids, in their various occupations, kept him in revenge mode perpetually. I'm happy they saved his butt when needed. Cheers!

Idle Comment

Regarding the age difference, even if her birthday is before his, causing her to turn 46 while he is still 55, that makes their birth years 10 years apart, and while, as others have said that IS “almost eleven years”, why not just say that she was ten years younger?

that is the best get even story yet.
Ed Grocott
edgrocott@gmail.com

Crisp, fast-paced, light on emotion

Congrats. A good revenge story. Four stars out of five. This isn't my usual cup of time, but I admire the crisp, cleaning writing, well-structured dialogue and the fast pace.

I thought I had read all of Q's stories since he is one of my favourite artists. So I am surprised I missed this one. I noticed it after reading his latest story called Stumpy and Olive which is definitely a five star piece.

I like how the main male character, keeps his head and carries out his clever plan efficiently. I also liked how the kids are all involved and how they instinctively know what their Dad is up to and intercede. I don't think in the real world he could get away with this for the many reasons that have been stated by other commentors, but this is a BTB fantasy. So it's all good.

There is almost no emotional element to this story, and no explanation as to why the wife cheats. He has no regrets and feels no sense of loss. For me that is what kept this story from being a five. I guess I'm a softie.

I hope to see more stories by Q in the future. Cheers Steve

Liked the Halloween Party

To me the capper for this good story was the the daughter in-law coming dressed as him in a suit saying he's the scariest man she ever met and won. It was one line but worked.

That bander he described was close enough

for government work. And they do work but I have seen goats try to drag their nuts off for nearly a whole day. I never used them, knife is quicker and more humane. And on Barry it would have been more fun. Loved it where the DIL thought her father in law was the scariest man she ever saw. Too funny. You know, I had thought I had read all of this author's stories but this is the first time I have read this one.

Thanks for sharing this story. And to the commenter who asked what was the difference between his wife and the cheater he took in. About 20 years I would say.

Second time through....

Thanks for the offering.

oh mah GAWD

THAT'S how Bulls are neutered?!?!?! What kind of sick bastard built such a thing. To live your life as your balls slowly fall off. Terrible, terrible terrible.

Fitting!

This story was so fitting and funny, I loved how he tormented Barry and did little actual damage! The Halloween party was a perfect ending!

-> Anon-- oh mah Gawd.....

He didn't say that it was adult bulls....

I was with my sis one year when she had her stallion (maybe two years old) gelded...
They gave the horse a shot to put it out, sliced open the scrotum, and then took this device they put over something in the sac and started closing it...

You could hear the ratchets click on it... That sound gave me sympathy pains for quite a while...

Liked the story... Funny to think his kids found him scary but you just KNOW they told Barry something that was scary too...

Likely, "We'll all alibi our dad for this... So who will we alibi if there's a next time because you go to the police...?"

Stupid Cunt!

Why the hell was she fucking some unemployed loser when she could have gotten a job and had her pick of handsome studs to service her while hubby was out of town?

Thanks for another great 5 star send-up!