Earnest Inquiry into Values Opts for Glib and Shallow Shortcuts !
This was a decent, bordering on semi-amusing read. The plot was always active, if not constant in it's credence. A messy moral problem was posed for the narrator who is normally a person of high minded, hard working bent. He opted to sink to his opponents' level. This is where things start to become unglued.
As a fan of martial arts ( albeit as a much as a 50 year old guy with a bad knee can be ), I was baited into reading this with mention of JKD values, the narrator evinced but gave little direct correlation too in his actions.
Dialogue sharpness was given short shrift. As a one-off, quick read this is of four star quality. I didn't wince, in the process of completing this story, except for thinking what this story could have been.
The narrator and author achieved their ostensible goals and yet with deeper reflection could have done better. I wish the latter person good luck in the future, in that regard.
To which there are as many answers as there are people in the world. Perhaps Bill Clinton could supply some creative input on it.....
The ease with which he seduced Cilla would have left me worried after his experience with his wife. He really moved too fast, but the author was kind to him...
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Anonymous01/29/13
Just incredible.
Martial arts expert, wealthy, sexual athlete, wife screwing five guys and has a prenup...the list of ridiculous plot devises is longer than your cock.
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Anonymous01/29/13
Very well put together story/definitlely a different twist
A good story, liked the characters and the style in the way it is written. And he found a good women and a happy ending. And he screwed the screwer.
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Anonymous01/29/13
question
Well, to answer your question, yes she is. But then you made her that, so that makes you her PIMP. I guess that's correct.
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Anonymous01/29/13
policywank
and your story were bothlarge tales but while i gave her the pig a one i gave you a four because at least your was fun.
Could someone explain to me why so many LW stories have the cheated husband hook up with the wife of the guy who is screwing his wife? I would never want to dip my wick into the same well an asshole like that has been using for years, and to be with someone who would be a constant reminder of the guy my wife cheating on me with. Yet it seems that half of the cheating wife stories have the guy end up with the ex-wife of the asshole who cuckolded him. I just don't get it.
and guilty of a felony every time he made a video of his wife and the mark - which ever one it was - screwing. Some states require both parties to a sex video to agree; some states allow it if just one participant is willing. Here, neither was.
These stories are so full of impossible plot devices - you gotta love them for the absurdity, if nothing else. What in the world gave the author the idea that a pimp's income is tax-free? If he doesn't report it, and somebody, sometime, talks - our boy will discover that yes, the IRS is willing to make a federal crime out of little omissions like not report income from illegal activities
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Anonymous01/29/13
An OK story...
but the only less than dispicable character was Cilla.
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Anonymous01/29/13
Good story.
Morant comments shows he is an ass. It is not illegal to tape a fucking slut wife without her knowing it If in reality it is great evidence to use in court the damn moron ! I would do the same and use it against her sorry slut ass. nd you didn't make her the whore when she was already fucking around!!!
Get your facts right Morant -- and don't take it so seriously
Morant apparently didn't read the entire story since it specifically says near the end of page 2 that the "hero" took advantage of an IRS tax amnesty and paid taxes on the money from the Cayman account. In a tax amnesty you don't get off Scot-free, you pay your taxes and interest; you just don't get sent to jail.
Also, why so serious. These stories are fun not real life and I, for one, liked it a lot because it had a theme I've never seen before. Would you have liked it better if he just killed the guys screwing his wife or just divorced her when it wasn't economically desirable?
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Anonymous01/29/13
Soulspice...
At least one answer to you question is that the approach you describe is the easy way out for Lit.com authors. Most of these people are pretty rank amateurs and they cannot handle any sort of complexity. They get near the end of a story and they just want to rush through it in order to post it. After all, they have described the sex, and that is their principle objective.
Good unrealistic tale. A bit of a fairytale. Five guys a week?
Does the author miss a trick by not keeping it closer to the bone - cos it wasn't a situation I could envisage. Now if the wife had trapped a couple of rich guys it would have been interesting - could've followed the same plot.
Comment by soulspice grabbed my attention. I tend to agree, but perhaps there's a vulnerability in you both and some mutual solace. It's also going to deflate the cheaters. It ain't like you're not going to be thinking of the ex so crumbs of comfort...you'd think there'd be some awkward moments though. Thanks for writing 4*
Let's see....What happened in this tale. A beautiful woman marries and becomes a cheating skank slut wife. Husband finds out and decides to make a profit on it. Husband meets the wife of one of her lovers and hooks up with her after the divorce.
Now to business. Since the wife wasn't paid she was just a promiscuous slut wife fucking anybody she wanted. Since the husband was charging her lovers to fuck her that makes him her business agent, or her pimp, whichever you prefer. In the end everyone got what they wanted, except the dickhead in jail. The bottom line: this tale has the worst type of people involved and all should live in agonizing pain. One good thing is that this could only happen on Mars so we never have to deal with this creatures. Got it? Good.
HA HA HA HA HA
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Anonymous01/30/13
So ridiculously over-the-top that it belongs in humor.
The husband, and later his new wife Cilla, spend a good piece of the story raging about the materialism of their cheating spouses, yet he spends the entire story pimping out his wife for profit, and he and his new fiancee crow about just how rich they're going to be because he's getting the top side of a divorce. So unbelievably hypocritical in its worship of the God Materialism that it would be funny... except that it seems like you as an author didn't mean it to be.
Then there's the whole "she's lying to me every day, wah wah" when he's ummm... doing the same thing and oh, that "cheating"? It's going on with his approval, and his encouragement so that he can rake in big bucks from the guys who fuck her. That's not cheating. It's definitely sluttish, but when your husband says okay, pimp or not that makes him a cuckold bitch. Especially when he's taking sloppy fourths on his own wife's pussy at the very end of their marriage.
I wonder just what Cilla would think if she found out her beloved new hubby spent the entire relationship manipulating her, not because he loved her, but to get revenge on her husband. That was a particularly scummy move, fucking over a second chance wife like that, especially one who's already being cheated on. I guess kissing his little daughter on the cheek makes up for being a complete piece of shit as a human being, right?
Yeah - about that piece of shit husband's criminal behavior. While, as Anon pointed out, it is not illegal to tape one's own home, where one's wife has no expectation of privacy. Had that been a hotel room or anywhere else, it would have been illegal. It's strange that none of them would actually recognize them when he's blackmailing them to their faces... and they've been in his house and seen whatever family photos are hanging up... but authors overlook stupid crap like that all the time. Fault it or overlook it, whatever it.
However, I'll point out that the Anon who pointed that out was very much ignoring the rest of the husband's criminal activity. At very best you can call what he was doing pimping, which also illegal, but what it really is is blackmail and coercion, both felony offenses. Four counts. Pretty sure that his acts of conspiracy in both divorces constitute some sort of subversion of the justice system, which is not a minor offense. But the felony blackmail is enough to nail him alone.
Note: IRS doesn't overlook illegal gains just because they were submitted through a tax amnesty program. They'll take EVERYTHING. Because they're vultures.
Three stars for completely failing to live up to its own category. To the commenter who think those who call those who call this ridiuclous are just pro-cucks.... I'll point out this story is pro-cuck. It's a man taking backseat to his wife's lovers and taking sloppy fourths on her. Pure cuck, and a scam divorce is not redeeming when you consider that he's a bigger crook than she is, and unlike him, she's not hypocritical about her lying and materialism. Had it been in the Humor category, I'd probably give it five stars.
Three stars for a funny and mildly entertaining story, losing one for an asshole male lead and another for the wrong category, because its funny when you obviously didn't intend it to be.
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Anonymous01/30/13
What is the definition of a pimp?
She may have been a slut, but she was giving it away. He turned himself into a blackmailer and a pimp. Neither character is particularly appealing. Eeeech! Still, well written and not emotionally jarring!
Interesting story all along, except for the complete lack of character depth for Bernice who was treated as a cartoon character.
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Anonymous01/31/13
You are also a pimp.
Well u wife is not a whore as she did not fuck for monetary gain only pleasure. Call her a CHEATING SLUT . But you are a PIMP and that too of the worst kind, one who CHEATS HIS WHORES. You are lke one of those cheap pimps in a red light district living off a woman's cunt. So you have not defined a whore but you have shown us a PIMP
Too bad he stopped charging her clients for her services, he could have made money off of her while she was married to Simon.
Now that would have been priceless.
Thanks for the read...
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Anonymous03/16/13
Usually enjoy your stories but.....
Bernice is a one dimensional character with no redeeming qualities (apart from being "a good fuck"). The ending would have been better if our hero had given the $40,000 clear profit to Bernice. He's supposed to be wealthy so why keep it?
Well if we waste time looking up definitions both terms likely apply to some degree - she got married for money - period so she fucked for money - he charchged for the fucking she did and made some - so he could be seen as a pimp - HOWEVER he did not procure for her and excercized no control over her and gave her an allowance and a very good life without interference - soo not a typical pimp - just a pissed of guy looking for his pound of flesh - he got it
Along with the love of his life - gratz d00d lol a fun read after all is said and done -
First, I enjoyed the story, certainly worth five points.
Second, why do all these commenters call everyone a wimp? The guy was fooled at first, but quickly realized his marriage was only about sex. From there he took advantage of the situation. That wasn't a wimp; that was a shrewd businessman.
Third, why the disguise. The philanderers he dealt with would have made the same business decisions, and if they didn't Bernice would have found suitable replacements.
Of course the whole thing is preposterous, but it was a fun read.
he's a pimp! Same as if she were a crack whore unaware of payments being made to the man who pays for her lodgings and food, only aware that she's fucking men frequently. Though I grant you, she's supplying her own "customers."
Very Nice
Made the best of a bad situation.
Story was greatly lacking in terms of emotion, but was a very nice read anyway.
Thanks
Earnest Inquiry into Values Opts for Glib and Shallow Shortcuts !
This was a decent, bordering on semi-amusing read. The plot was always active, if not constant in it's credence. A messy moral problem was posed for the narrator who is normally a person of high minded, hard working bent. He opted to sink to his opponents' level. This is where things start to become unglued.
As a fan of martial arts ( albeit as a much as a 50 year old guy with a bad knee can be ), I was baited into reading this with mention of JKD values, the narrator evinced but gave little direct correlation too in his actions.
Dialogue sharpness was given short shrift. As a one-off, quick read this is of four star quality. I didn't wince, in the process of completing this story, except for thinking what this story could have been.
The narrator and author achieved their ostensible goals and yet with deeper reflection could have done better. I wish the latter person good luck in the future, in that regard.
Interesting Questio
To which there are as many answers as there are people in the world. Perhaps Bill Clinton could supply some creative input on it.....
The ease with which he seduced Cilla would have left me worried after his experience with his wife. He really moved too fast, but the author was kind to him...
Just incredible.
Martial arts expert, wealthy, sexual athlete, wife screwing five guys and has a prenup...the list of ridiculous plot devises is longer than your cock.
Very well put together story/definitlely a different twist
A good story, liked the characters and the style in the way it is written. And he found a good women and a happy ending. And he screwed the screwer.
question
Well, to answer your question, yes she is. But then you made her that, so that makes you her PIMP. I guess that's correct.
policywank
and your story were bothlarge tales but while i gave her the pig a one i gave you a four because at least your was fun.
Why?
Could someone explain to me why so many LW stories have the cheated husband hook up with the wife of the guy who is screwing his wife? I would never want to dip my wick into the same well an asshole like that has been using for years, and to be with someone who would be a constant reminder of the guy my wife cheating on me with. Yet it seems that half of the cheating wife stories have the guy end up with the ex-wife of the asshole who cuckolded him. I just don't get it.
Pimp, blackmailer, income tax evader
and guilty of a felony every time he made a video of his wife and the mark - which ever one it was - screwing. Some states require both parties to a sex video to agree; some states allow it if just one participant is willing. Here, neither was.
These stories are so full of impossible plot devices - you gotta love them for the absurdity, if nothing else. What in the world gave the author the idea that a pimp's income is tax-free? If he doesn't report it, and somebody, sometime, talks - our boy will discover that yes, the IRS is willing to make a federal crime out of little omissions like not report income from illegal activities
An OK story...
but the only less than dispicable character was Cilla.
Good story.
Morant comments shows he is an ass. It is not illegal to tape a fucking slut wife without her knowing it If in reality it is great evidence to use in court the damn moron ! I would do the same and use it against her sorry slut ass. nd you didn't make her the whore when she was already fucking around!!!
Get your facts right Morant -- and don't take it so seriously
Morant apparently didn't read the entire story since it specifically says near the end of page 2 that the "hero" took advantage of an IRS tax amnesty and paid taxes on the money from the Cayman account. In a tax amnesty you don't get off Scot-free, you pay your taxes and interest; you just don't get sent to jail.
Also, why so serious. These stories are fun not real life and I, for one, liked it a lot because it had a theme I've never seen before. Would you have liked it better if he just killed the guys screwing his wife or just divorced her when it wasn't economically desirable?
Soulspice...
At least one answer to you question is that the approach you describe is the easy way out for Lit.com authors. Most of these people are pretty rank amateurs and they cannot handle any sort of complexity. They get near the end of a story and they just want to rush through it in order to post it. After all, they have described the sex, and that is their principle objective.
WOW!!
Loved It Fun read !
Good unrealistic tale. A bit of a fairytale. Five guys a week?
Does the author miss a trick by not keeping it closer to the bone - cos it wasn't a situation I could envisage. Now if the wife had trapped a couple of rich guys it would have been interesting - could've followed the same plot.
Comment by soulspice grabbed my attention. I tend to agree, but perhaps there's a vulnerability in you both and some mutual solace. It's also going to deflate the cheaters. It ain't like you're not going to be thinking of the ex so crumbs of comfort...you'd think there'd be some awkward moments though. Thanks for writing 4*
Excellent
Let's see....What happened in this tale. A beautiful woman marries and becomes a cheating skank slut wife. Husband finds out and decides to make a profit on it. Husband meets the wife of one of her lovers and hooks up with her after the divorce.
Now to business. Since the wife wasn't paid she was just a promiscuous slut wife fucking anybody she wanted. Since the husband was charging her lovers to fuck her that makes him her business agent, or her pimp, whichever you prefer. In the end everyone got what they wanted, except the dickhead in jail. The bottom line: this tale has the worst type of people involved and all should live in agonizing pain. One good thing is that this could only happen on Mars so we never have to deal with this creatures. Got it? Good.
HA HA HA HA HA
So ridiculously over-the-top that it belongs in humor.
The husband, and later his new wife Cilla, spend a good piece of the story raging about the materialism of their cheating spouses, yet he spends the entire story pimping out his wife for profit, and he and his new fiancee crow about just how rich they're going to be because he's getting the top side of a divorce. So unbelievably hypocritical in its worship of the God Materialism that it would be funny... except that it seems like you as an author didn't mean it to be.
Then there's the whole "she's lying to me every day, wah wah" when he's ummm... doing the same thing and oh, that "cheating"? It's going on with his approval, and his encouragement so that he can rake in big bucks from the guys who fuck her. That's not cheating. It's definitely sluttish, but when your husband says okay, pimp or not that makes him a cuckold bitch. Especially when he's taking sloppy fourths on his own wife's pussy at the very end of their marriage.
I wonder just what Cilla would think if she found out her beloved new hubby spent the entire relationship manipulating her, not because he loved her, but to get revenge on her husband. That was a particularly scummy move, fucking over a second chance wife like that, especially one who's already being cheated on. I guess kissing his little daughter on the cheek makes up for being a complete piece of shit as a human being, right?
Yeah - about that piece of shit husband's criminal behavior. While, as Anon pointed out, it is not illegal to tape one's own home, where one's wife has no expectation of privacy. Had that been a hotel room or anywhere else, it would have been illegal. It's strange that none of them would actually recognize them when he's blackmailing them to their faces... and they've been in his house and seen whatever family photos are hanging up... but authors overlook stupid crap like that all the time. Fault it or overlook it, whatever it.
However, I'll point out that the Anon who pointed that out was very much ignoring the rest of the husband's criminal activity. At very best you can call what he was doing pimping, which also illegal, but what it really is is blackmail and coercion, both felony offenses. Four counts. Pretty sure that his acts of conspiracy in both divorces constitute some sort of subversion of the justice system, which is not a minor offense. But the felony blackmail is enough to nail him alone.
Note: IRS doesn't overlook illegal gains just because they were submitted through a tax amnesty program. They'll take EVERYTHING. Because they're vultures.
Three stars for completely failing to live up to its own category. To the commenter who think those who call those who call this ridiuclous are just pro-cucks.... I'll point out this story is pro-cuck. It's a man taking backseat to his wife's lovers and taking sloppy fourths on her. Pure cuck, and a scam divorce is not redeeming when you consider that he's a bigger crook than she is, and unlike him, she's not hypocritical about her lying and materialism. Had it been in the Humor category, I'd probably give it five stars.
Three stars for a funny and mildly entertaining story, losing one for an asshole male lead and another for the wrong category, because its funny when you obviously didn't intend it to be.
What is the definition of a pimp?
She may have been a slut, but she was giving it away. He turned himself into a blackmailer and a pimp. Neither character is particularly appealing. Eeeech! Still, well written and not emotionally jarring!
Good Read***
Thanks for sharing.
total
crap
fun tale
lol-good read
he is not hapless and got on well, but should have gotten more per person/event
Very silly
but fun.
Clever twist after gathering evidence
Interesting story all along, except for the complete lack of character depth for Bernice who was treated as a cartoon character.
You are also a pimp.
Well u wife is not a whore as she did not fuck for monetary gain only pleasure. Call her a CHEATING SLUT . But you are a PIMP and that too of the worst kind, one who CHEATS HIS WHORES. You are lke one of those cheap pimps in a red light district living off a woman's cunt. So you have not defined a whore but you have shown us a PIMP
A very enjoyable read
Too bad he stopped charging her clients for her services, he could have made money off of her while she was married to Simon.
Now that would have been priceless.
Thanks for the read...
Usually enjoy your stories but.....
Bernice is a one dimensional character with no redeeming qualities (apart from being "a good fuck"). The ending would have been better if our hero had given the $40,000 clear profit to Bernice. He's supposed to be wealthy so why keep it?
I'm thinking....
that she was a prostitute and your were her pimp. Don't know which one of you was the bigger "whore". Jackass.
to annonymous who left a comment on 31/1/13
It's just a fictional story not real life you knob end. You must be an American!
Hmm Pimp vs. Whore
Well if we waste time looking up definitions both terms likely apply to some degree - she got married for money - period so she fucked for money - he charchged for the fucking she did and made some - so he could be seen as a pimp - HOWEVER he did not procure for her and excercized no control over her and gave her an allowance and a very good life without interference - soo not a typical pimp - just a pissed of guy looking for his pound of flesh - he got it
Along with the love of his life - gratz d00d lol a fun read after all is said and done -
Two or three comments.
First, I enjoyed the story, certainly worth five points.
Second, why do all these commenters call everyone a wimp? The guy was fooled at first, but quickly realized his marriage was only about sex. From there he took advantage of the situation. That wasn't a wimp; that was a shrewd businessman.
Third, why the disguise. The philanderers he dealt with would have made the same business decisions, and if they didn't Bernice would have found suitable replacements.
Of course the whole thing is preposterous, but it was a fun read.
Yeah...ummm
I couldn't tell if you were serious or satirizing. Either way let's just say not your best and leave it at that.
He's no way a wimp,
he's a pimp! Same as if she were a crack whore unaware of payments being made to the man who pays for her lodgings and food, only aware that she's fucking men frequently. Though I grant you, she's supplying her own "customers."
:-)
In the true sense, she was not a whore, just a complete cheating slut. You , on the other hand, we're a pimp.
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