by WillOtheWisp
but with a title like that it screams attention
and it delivers
what rhymes, dialogue
"Uh, Fuckbud?" says she "is your dick aware...
And my piggies are cold and horny swine."
although truly
"He is" says I, "for his socks he does share
this is a horrible line, I'm glad you left it in, fits perfectly
I was beginning to lose hope, thank you
a deserved 5
"This Little Piggy Went to Market"..... One man's big toe, another man's ragging erection..... Certainly brought a smile to this reader... Thanks for sharing.
When I hear or read "cunt," it's like fingernails scraping a blackboard to me.
In spite of that, this is a good read.