I do know how 'big' garfish are.
I also know you won't get barracuda in a school.
The character was being a little sarcastic.
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Anonymous06/04/13
Hehe - excellent little fable.
5*
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Anonymous06/04/13
Can the fact checkers please stay home!
Too many people are constantly fact checking and denouncing stories as unbelievable.
NEWSFLASH.
These stories are fiction. The story is about Eddy and Faye and a sexual adventure. This is not a fishing story. This is not a fishing site.
I liked the story. I liked that Eddy seduced Faye not with booze or an arm-sized member but with his mind, his words.
Fairly fast from a nipple poking out to Poochy Poontang Poking. But Ashson is the Henny Youngman of LIT. So...I'm going to believe that our Pescatorial Hero made Sweetie think she was getting drilled with a barracuda.
I suspect Sweetie will decide that water-reflected sun rays are far superior to any others, and will become a regular member of the fishing team!
5*
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Anonymous06/04/13
re: Can the fact checkers please stay home!
NEWSFLASH: That pretty much covers ANY non-fiction piece, so by your reasoning ANY criticism of ANY story's believability, logic, etc. is forbidden.
This Ashson has a zany sense of humor that is sooooooo British. There is a Monty Python touch to his neat little short stories, where all characters adhere to rigid roles of sheer nonsense, either defending or attacking nonsense, and when sex is the motivation the scenes are hilarious. Ashson is indespensible to LW.
English
Spear gunning garfish?
Do some research please. Flathead and bream and garfish in the same 200 metres
A little sarcasm
I do know how 'big' garfish are.
I also know you won't get barracuda in a school.
The character was being a little sarcastic.
Hehe - excellent little fable.
5*
Can the fact checkers please stay home!
Too many people are constantly fact checking and denouncing stories as unbelievable.
NEWSFLASH.
These stories are fiction. The story is about Eddy and Faye and a sexual adventure. This is not a fishing story. This is not a fishing site.
I liked the story. I liked that Eddy seduced Faye not with booze or an arm-sized member but with his mind, his words.
Most amusing
Like any fishing tale, who expects it to be accurate?
Thank you, Britease
Fairly fast from a nipple poking out to Poochy Poontang Poking. But Ashson is the Henny Youngman of LIT. So...I'm going to believe that our Pescatorial Hero made Sweetie think she was getting drilled with a barracuda.
I suspect Sweetie will decide that water-reflected sun rays are far superior to any others, and will become a regular member of the fishing team!
5*
re: Can the fact checkers please stay home!
NEWSFLASH: That pretty much covers ANY non-fiction piece, so by your reasoning ANY criticism of ANY story's believability, logic, etc. is forbidden.
If Hemmingway was alive today, he'd be too fat to spearfish !
but if he wasn't dehabilitated in those ways, he might have written a sardonic & entertaining tale like this one.
A twinkle in his eye
This Ashson has a zany sense of humor that is sooooooo British. There is a Monty Python touch to his neat little short stories, where all characters adhere to rigid roles of sheer nonsense, either defending or attacking nonsense, and when sex is the motivation the scenes are hilarious. Ashson is indespensible to LW.
What a fun story
Humorous and light. Really enjoyed the tale.
Did it Again
One little idea made funny with wit. Shakespeare on the back of an envelope, sitting on the lou.
great story,
gave 5 stars really great story, must add second part with this couple again. perhaps another outing. awesome read it again
Fun Story
Enjoyed your story very much. Oh how it would be to be in that position!
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