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thehornyvirginthehornyvirginalmost 11 years ago

I don't even know what to say. That was INCREDIBLE. I wouldn't even care if you never uploaded anything else ever again, this is enough for me.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
sexy and unique ;)

i have NEVER come across an audio as great as this. It can fit anyone's fetish and suit the current mood you're in. whether you want it dirty or sweet, this audio hits the spot! I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOUR AUDIOS and sorry to disagree with the last comment but i would be VERY DISAPPOINTED IF YOU WERE TO STOP MAKING AUDIOS. PLEASE NEVER STOP BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST UNBELIEVELY SEXY. xoxo love you spurious ♥

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
I never expected that...

I'll admit, I'm one of the few thousand men that listen to your audios, expecting to hear a sexually frustrated man like yourself fucking teases who secretly crave you...but by a few audios, I've started to not only cum by your commands or power... but by your voice and your dirty mind, its made me think dirty thoughts. I know men think sexually over women so much, and I'm straight, believe me... but you sounded so fucking hot. I did not expect to cum from you just commanding to be fucked whilst wanting my cock, I've came through the audios before... but this? I like this. I like it alot. And I'm sure I'm not the only one. I know I'm not the only one.

AbsyntheMindedAbsyntheMindedalmost 11 years ago
Amazing

My bed is soaked now. Your voice is amazing ...made my whole body ache for release. I have never had such an orgasm just by listening. Wow... squirting so much just from this.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
Super Hot !!!

Loved every bit of this! Please feel free to do some more bi/gay male in the future!

SweetFangirlSweetFangirlalmost 11 years ago
A Little Bit of Everything

I'll need to take time and listen to them all, but the segments I've heard so far...

Well, it really is a little bit of everything. The Romantic finish was beautiful and perfection, really, and even though I'm a woman, imagining you shoved on a hard cock was very arousing. Magnificent, sugar.

pure_blisspure_blissalmost 11 years ago
I can't get enough of you!

You've outdone yourself! This is incredible (and brilliant)!! I will have many orgasms to this :)

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
Driving me crazy

I am infatuated with your imagination, and your voice.

yaelmyaelmalmost 11 years ago
That voice.....

This is incredible. You've take this to a whole new level. Your voice can bring a girl to her knees. As well as minutes 26.5-31. ;) So yummy.

SavannahBananaSavannahBananaalmost 11 years ago
OMG

Your voice gives me life! You are amazing.

d360d360almost 11 years ago
Two words...

...Absolutely Marvelous.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
The Voice

I wish I had him whispering naughty things to me with that voice

KyttieKyttiealmost 11 years ago
Never get enough

I swear I can't get enough, I could listen even to you just talking and commanding and I would be on my knees in seconds. Loved every bit of this!

On a side note, talked to someone who sounded similar to you yesterday, and was frustrated the entire day. Even soundalikes get me craving you now.

Amazing<3

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
:(

You like guys too? :( No! Be for us ladies only! Want you to ourselves!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
More

Thats was the best thing ive ever endured, the romantic and bdsm mix! I need more, maybe a spanking tape?

JunDivisionJunDivisionalmost 11 years ago
Nice variety!

As a bisexual man, the boy-on-boy sex was a pleasant surprise rarity for the audio section! Hope you may make some more in the future. :) The whole thing is like an epic... thrilling, sexy, and creative with a whole lot of variety. Actually quite a very special piece here, you've a seriously amazing voice and narrative, please keep it cummin'!!

CinnerCinneralmost 11 years ago
Amazing!

Innovative concept, sexy content, wonderful delivery! I was completely captivated by your voice, and also by the entire production!

Wow!

ultrachicultrachicalmost 11 years ago
You've done it again...

Wow. A virtual menu of fantasies to choose from??? And a bi section???? That was so fucking hot. You are a perfect specimen. If you love the band Blur and can make a perfect gin martini, than you are theee perfect man.

thckbeauty6910thckbeauty6910almost 11 years ago
OMG

You. Are. Amazing. I came so hard! I came with you for every story. Thank you.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
thank you

This was so gloriously hot. I loved every second.

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
First multiple <3

Oh my goodness, the way you added noises like the kissing made me feel like this was so real! You have a way of manipulating reality. It covered every possible fantasy I could have, and it made me have multiple orgasms! I've never came more than once, if that. I was completely under your power. Utter perfection <3

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago

My favorite part, honestly was the audio of you getting fucked. The image of you getting rammed into had me rubbing my clit so hard I'm still shaking. Fuck.

A MMF threesome audio would be fantastic. Or just more of you getting fucked. Just yum.

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
Wow.

I've been listening to audios for a while and I've never actually commented before, but this entire audio was breathtaking, in more ways than one ;) i just have to say thank you for this submission and I absolutely loved the gay audio, more of that would be appreciated greatly! Keep up the amazing work, the best audio actor/writer by a long way!

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
Yes!

Ok, I love everything you do, you can always get me off. I didn't think I would enjoy the m/m as much as I did. I'd love to listen to you do a mmf. Thanks for all of the orgasms!

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
Oh. My. fucking. god.

I have never come so hard masturbating in my life. I'm at a lost for for words...

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
Dear lord

I've never come so hard in my life. You took my to another level, especially the at 7m and 31m. I wish I had you in real life

LilycatteLilycatteover 10 years ago
i'm a fan

That was amazing... looking forward to many more orgasms with you. :)

SylviaSarsfieldSylviaSarsfieldover 10 years ago
Oh the thinks you do to me...

This was one of the best audios to date. I love your imagination and your voice. The little grunts and groans are such turn ons too. I look forward to your next audio, though this should tide me over no matter my mood for quite a while. x

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
Steamy

You made me so fucking wet. I could listen to your sexy voice all day and all night. I am still throbbing for a long time after listening to this.

EuphoriaSlam69EuphoriaSlam69over 10 years ago
Fucking magnificent!

You are an aural-oral-audio fuck God!

pixie_slut1402pixie_slut1402over 10 years ago

This is amazing, thank you, it has everything I want and more

livimason434livimason434over 10 years ago

mmmmmm so lovely ;) I love the roughness the most. it made me cum so hardddd.

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago

Oh god that was so hot

RedrosewitchRedrosewitchover 10 years ago
yes, yes !

Oh you are good, you are really good. I'm working my through the lot. 25 minutes in

and I'm already a quivering, melted heap. I've have to save the rest for later.

Daddys_beautyDaddys_beautyover 10 years ago
Love this!

No matter where I am or what I'm in the mood for you have something I'll enjoy. These audios are absolutely fantastic! Keep up the great work!

NativeVixenNativeVixenover 10 years ago
;)

Loved every second of this! I was tempted to skip the for the boys part, but you make everything sound so sexy even that was so hottt!

BelaRedBelaRedover 10 years ago
Fabulous

This makes being single easy :-) I LOVE it!!!?

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago

This is the first time I've ever commented but I couldn't help it. Inever knew I was into the rough fuck but as soon as you started I was turned on so much I came twice it was fucking amazing. And the thing is I'm at my parents house and it just felt all the more dirtiercoz I had to be quiet.I wish you could have seen my face when I realised I was into it. So thank you sir for making it even harder for me to find a man that will be able to satisfy me ;)

AnonymousAnonymousabout 10 years ago
Fuck

THIS IS SO INTENSE. U make me cum hard everytime!!!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 10 years ago
Thank you....

Thank you.....

AnonymousAnonymousabout 10 years ago

I love being manhandled and fucked rough, hand around my neck, fuck, 31 minuites really did me in... I need more, Daddy, please..

AnonymousAnonymousabout 10 years ago

Can you do a rougher one pwease?

DD_Lynn23DD_Lynn23about 10 years ago
damn

You are so wonderful

ShyaraShyaraabout 10 years ago
so good....

I tell myself that I've listened to your voice too often for it to have an effect on me, but you just get me every time. And every time It's like a deliciously addictive drug and every time I'm left wanting more, more of your voice, more of you....

AnonymousAnonymousabout 10 years ago

Holy crap that was hot.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 10 years ago
Hmmmmm

I was quite surprised and had to listen to your voice twice as I mistook you for Jude Law (massive turn on) really was able to absorb your voice into my body and enjoyed it immesly ;) thank you squire

behindthebushesbehindthebushesabout 10 years ago
Holy shit

Oh my God, the rough stuff...do more rough stuff. That was amazing and you sounded so, SO hot taking control like that. Even without daddy's friend, I would have cum so hard just for you. You were born to command like that.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 10 years ago
Holy Fuck!!! Damn....shit...hell...wow

You are freekin incredible...how'd you get in my head????

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 10 years ago
That last minute

Fuck I came so hard with you in the last 30 seconds and it was the best thing ever. Thank you so much

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 10 years ago
omg..amazing

This was so fucking sexy..aghh

ILoveBoobies16ILoveBoobies16over 9 years ago
Holy Shit

That was fucking amazing. I suggest doing more rough stuff. I love it. And your voice makes it even better. ❤️

AnonymousAnonymousover 9 years ago
SHARE YOUR SKILLS

Write a book or manual or some shit. TEACH OTHER MEN HOW TO PROPERLY PLEASE THEIR WOMAN!!!

juicy_coconutjuicy_coconutover 9 years ago
you make me so wanting...

to be "butt" on your menu...

AryaRoseAryaRoseover 9 years ago
gods I didn't even make it halfway through the menu....

I love how incredibly deep and husky your voice gets its like your whispering against my skin and every part of my body shivers and tingles in anticipation ..and unloved that I can go from hot and bothered to a screaming orgasm St your command. You've said many times it frightens you the effect that I have on you well you and I have that entirely in common. I came so hard when you were fucking me, my body oversensative from the earlier moments that I can barely touch myself I'm so sensitive and everything is tingling .. I can't wait til I recover enough to explore the rest of the menu ..

AnonymousAnonymousover 9 years ago
Damn

Damn. Well done.

tedsgirltedsgirlover 9 years ago
I LOVE this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG! This was the best. I love listening to your audios. I HAVE to listen every night before I go to sleep. Please do more.

Lol456Lol456almost 9 years ago
Hot!

You have a really hot voice. I would let you fuck me senseless if you kept talking dirty like that..

AnonymousAnonymousover 8 years ago
" 7m – My tongue is hungry for you... "

Please make more audio like this. The slurping wet sounds of you sucking and licking pussy made my toes curl with wildly intense orgasms. It was so incredibly surreal, like you were actually there with me, eating my pussy. Mind blowing! I'm begging for more pussy licking!

TheAllureMissesTheAllureMissesover 8 years ago
I am a total romantic and loving every minute of it!!!

I really enjoyed your last one which was very romantic. I find myself enjoying your moans so much in that kind of setting for their so intense and emotional. I also giggle alittle just thinking about me being the reason why.... Your just so beautiful, your significant other is very lucky. For I am sighing at their feet for I want to be them. Mwah!!!

DixonsMamaDixonsMamaover 8 years ago
such a pick me up!

When I feel down I listen to the romantic ending. You sound so genuine, it always makes me smile to hear it.

AnonymousAnonymousover 8 years ago
Love you

You sound so sexy and your audios always get me off. I feel like I'm really in a relationship with you. I really want to meet you!!

AnonymousAnonymousover 8 years ago
Wow!

You sir, are amazing. Your voice, your words, your thoughts....Wow.

AnonymousAnonymousover 8 years ago
SOS too perfect

This is fucking ridiculous. Like the fact that there is this much sex appeal in one man is crazy. I listened to all parts (even the something for the boys 🙈) because it was all so fucking sexy. I cannot believe it. Whoever I end up with needs to talk to me, and fuck me and make me feel this way or I'm going to make him listen to these autos and take notes. The romantic one sounded fucking beautiful. Truly. Just amazing. Start to finish (and finish, and finish, and finish again!). Thank you so much and keep doing what you're doing.

AnonymousAnonymousover 8 years ago
Oh Lord Have I Sinned

Sweetie you are way too perfect. Your voice is so damn hot and all your noises just make me wet. I love your audios. I've gotten myself off so many time with you goodness.

AnonymousAnonymousover 8 years ago
I am sure you must get this a lot

And probably they even mean it- but really its taken nothing for me to fall into love with you. I wish we didnt have the age barrier, nationality barrier, and all of the crap so that I really really had the chance to be with you. In this life, I am already someone else's.

And as much as I love him, I beg God (not pray but on my bare knees beg) that I get you in my next life and should God allow, I would never let you let me go.

The end was romantic. I am fantasizing of falling asleep with you after a good romantic fucking.

Chix

AnonymousAnonymousover 8 years ago

my bf and I promised we wouldn't fuck until marriage but we are aware of each others sexual needs so we listen to you. your voice gets me off and my bf gets off to me. so thank you for helping us keep our promise. today I fit 3 fingers inside my pussy. it felt so fucking good. I came so fucking hard and so did my boyfriend.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 8 years ago
thank you!!

This gives me exactly what I need I was raised catholic and just moved away from my parents. I've always been a girl who didn't want what the other girl wanted. They want husband's and marriage before they had sex, I wanted someone who abused my the way you do in your audios. You can't even comprehend how much I needed this, so thanks for everything

-love HNR

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Holyyyyy wowwwwwww!!

❤❤❤❤❤

Omfg, perfect

frustratedthoughtsfrustratedthoughtsabout 7 years ago
Nice!

While I really enjoyed the entire audio, I like how you separate it out so the reader can skip ahead if he or she wants. Um, like repeatedly starting at the 31 minute mark... or something of that nature. *Fans self* It's not just the content or your voice that make your work so lovely. For me, it's the sense of "realness" and sincerity that you portray. Thank you for your work, and know that you are loved!

WyldtigrlilyWyldtigrlilyabout 7 years ago
Great audio!

FUUUUCK YEEEEEESS!

Honeybear83Honeybear83almost 7 years ago
31m

Rough and nasty followed by something for the boys, because let's face it, both are hot. Yes, Daddy i'm ready and i would join you boys if you'd let me.

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
You never fail to get me off

I could be given your audios as my only source of porn for the rest of my life, and i'd be completely fine with it. Well fucking done

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
Best menu

Seriously!! How do you manage to fulfill my desires so well? I can never get tired listening to your voice which turns me on bit by bit. I loved the 7th minute part. I came so many times while listening to this that I couldn't even count them.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 2 years ago

I love this one!!!!! I love your voice and your words. It takes me on a journey with you. I listened to the whole audio and I loved it all!!!! You are amazing. Thank you.

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