A Cheater's Trial

Plan

In this story the plan works.

trollish hypocrisy exposed

Family of five have one loaf of bread. Father leaves taking half the loaf with him. Mother is left to feed herself and three children with the remaining half. 



Some asshole judge, enforcing legislative mandates or voter's initiatives {that most right wing assholes conveniently forget about} says that was not a fair split of the Family's loaf of bread.



The asshole judge orders that the bread be divided into five pieces, so none of the family go hungry.

Father screams like a little bitch, that ain't fair to him, he earned it.

 Conveniently overlooking the needs of the Family-Corporate. His selfish denial of the family needs are typical of those males who never matured to manhood.

The court retorts to Father, so YOU would have YOUR children go hungry so YOU can fill up your fat gut? YOU are willing to throw the family YOU fathered, YOU created, onto public welfare to burden taxpayers, so that YOU can eat to YOUR content?



If you 'manly men' are incompetent to fight for your marriage, I gotta ask, why do you even bother to get married?



When an Aggressor/Predator/Enemy threatens, so many of the commentators and a number of the authors on this site choose to run away and cower instead of taking up arms against a sea of troubles.





Wasn't that the point of marriage in the first place? To defend the Wife You chose? To protect the Family You created? To nurture in a safe environment the Children You fathered?




Ahhh, you are not being respected! You poor little dears, what are you? Perpetual twelve year olds? Dribbling some sperm may define you as male but it is accepting responsibility that defines you as men.

@fanfare

If the wife is having an affair, there is no marriage to fight for, anymore. If he had "fought" for her, he would have lost. All trust is lost when your spouse or significant other cheats on you. Period. End of discussion. You will have to keep an eye on her for the rest of her life to make sure she doesn't cheat again! No amount of assurances from her will EVER make you trust her again. If she'd stuck to her Vows instead of breaking them, there wouldn't even be a problem.

Her Wedding Vows should have meant something to her instead of shitting on them by having the affair in the first place. I REALLY hope you never feel the kind of hurt that comes when someone you love with all your heart and soul betrays you. Trust me, it hurts like hell.

Funny how comments about the "cavemen being cowards" on here come from those who have never been the victim of betrayal by someone they love. Walk a 20 mile road march in our boots, then judge us.

I had to read this one again, and it's STILL worth 5 Stars.

Dear fanfare

If I knew what the fuck you were talking about I might be able to give an intelligent response -- however it appears that you just randomly typed words into paragraphs. The only thing that I can say in response to your gibberish is that the people in this FICTIONAL STORY did NOT have any children, and the wife/ex-wife was a rich bitch, so I have no idea what your reference to a "family" is.

Great Story Ended The Way it Should Have

Nothing to fight for. Fanfare=Moron WTF is with you?

@ imhapless

Ignore fanfare he's nothing more than a wanna be cuck with is easily proven by the shit she spouts via comments and the piss poor excuses for stories he writes. Whats even worse is he has copy and pasted than gibberish many times already on any story where a man is shown to have a self respect and a backbone.

So please continue to write your awesome tales and ignore the little cucks like fanfare who haven't even an ouch of your talent.

So basically he won the trial by allowing his attorney to commit multiple felonies in blackmailing a judge on his behalf? What a fucking idiot.

Hey anon on 11/21

You're the fucking idiot. There were no felonies committed; not even anything remotely unethical. You obviously are totally ignorant of the law. Further, he didn't force his attorney to do anything; it was his attorney's strategy that he knew nothing about. Maybe you should have something intelligent to say before you comment -- is that too much to ask?

wow Fanfag

just because you're mad, at the mrs/mr for going out and fucking the Denver Bronco's don't get mad at imhapless. I think it was a great story and just because purse carrying turds like you are pissed off that he dumped the whore while taking the money he earned and some of her's. You sound like a "Captain Save-a-hoe" bitch. Go home and join your local cucky crew and leave the real men to their job's

Drum roll please

or is that another way to say fanfare?

the husband did honor the reason for the marriage, the wife did not.
she lied, she did it again and again, and still lied.

the only flaw in this story is the absence of consequences for dear old Reginald.

Excelsior

Well done well played with a very nice twist.5* Ignore @fanfare, if you haven't figured it out yet his comments make no sense what so ever. Its not clear he even reads the same story. I am half convinced he makes his comments just to annoy people.

@rightbank

Umm, did you miss the mallet upside ol' Reggie's head? THAT was a damn good consequence right there! LOL

Ok, I read it for a third time. It still has me laughing my ass off. :)

Just another outstanding effort by imhapless!

Refreshing to re-read a decent BTB effort vs all that bullshit put out there from robertl and amyyum.

@ IronDragon

Yes, I read, and applauded the mallet to the side of the head of Reginald. And the air being let out of the tires on his expensive car.

But long term, he lost $28 cash, had to replace his credit cards and I.D., there was no proof of his infidelity, he still has his job, wife, and car.

not exactly consequences.

Other than that, I loved the story.

Nice

I think a rubber mallet to the judge's head would have finished this tale with a bang. Fucking cheating assholes.

And before?

My opinion: this well conceived story is lacking of an introduction.
I understood Amy - after three years of marriage - as a serial cheater and a brazen liar; Blake, at that point, decided to put a full stop at her misbehaviour.
But before?
Nothing about how they met, fell in love; why Amy became a cheater, when Blake had the first suspicion, and so on .....

Chuckle

I could see the opening rubber mallet scene as a great Monty Python skit!

ITS NICE WHEN THE GOOD GUY

dives into a shit pile and comes up smelling like a rose. TK U MLJ LV NV

Well, Mr. Hapless,

I see a great fondness for "mallets" in your writing and I have to admit I like the application of these valuable tools. Good use of lawyers, too. Al least in this tale.

Well done and thanks for sharing.

Idle Thought

“she swore that she never had sex with another man while married and before the divorce petition was filed.” – Does that mean that she had sex with another man AFTER the divorce petition was filed? Because that seems strange for a “loving” wife who desperately wants to stay in her marriage!

Additional Thought

"Did you get the vaginal swab?” – No? Why not, what do you have to hide?

I did not care for this story.

Aside from giving Reginald a thumping in the beginning, there was basically no activity.

Just a bunch of questions and answers that we knew were coming a mile away.

I really do not care much for a story where the majority is told in dialog.

Re-Reading

"Well we do have evidence linking you to the scene," - Seeing as how it's his house it would be unusual if there WASN'T evidence linking him to the scene!

@fanfare re: bread - A more accurate scenario would be, the wife gets half the loaf, then gets another 20% as alimony, 10% for each of the 3 kids child support, leaving the husband with the crust!

TWAT!

What a repeater cheater that twat of a wife was! (She must have cheated with the judge at the party where her husband met the judge,for Christ's sake!)
Hubby might have ended up with a healthy settlement in the divorce BUT,he must have felt like a bit of a clueless wimp if his wife cheated with at least 3 different men during the 3 years of marriage.