Geeks Are Me

too bad he couldnt get one or both to now be his after throwing it to them.

Biology lesson

When writing a story about parts of the human anatomy, some small research I find is beneficial. For your information, and the countless other men I see get this wrong far too frequently on this site, the hymen is actually external, not internal. Try googling it, FFS

Re Biology Lesson

Actually the hymen is normally inside a very short distance at the entrance to the main 'tunnel' of the vagina -- admittedly nowhere near as far many writers seem to think -- and also the sensitive region known as the G-spot is just beyond the temporary barrier of the hymen, about 4cm down the vaginal passage.

I have very good reason to know the location of the hymen because my wife had an uncommonly thick one and I was effectively locked out of her for our honeymoon and it took medical intervention on our return to open her up.

I liked the story

but the real humour is found in the comments.

external hymen?
internal clit?
biology by google?

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