Date Night Ch. 01

Welcome new author. :). I'm a bit mixed. There is obvious care here, but the level of inebriation is worrisome. If you are drunk to the point of almost throwing up...first, not sexy...second, how can self control be expected? Surely he knows how she is when that drunk? If he doesn't, his bad. If he does and he set her up to fail, his bad.

I do like your writing and want to see where this goes. However, part of me hopes she pees his bed. ;)

FA_JF is right ...

... and, as the Bard had it:

Macduff What three things does drink especially provoke?

Porter Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance; therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

(The Scottish Play)