Blowjobs for Dummies Ch. 02

I loved your article

Everything you had to say is so right on . Let me tell you another thing i find really great when your blowing a guy is if he reaches down and twirls your nipples . Having big breasts , getting this kind of attention from a guy while doing that is great !!

My 2 cents (well... 7 inches)

Hi!

A great read, both BJ for Dummies 1 and 2.
As a guy, I have some feedback of my own to come with.

I am one of those guys who doesn't like anything done with my anus. Some girls have tried it, I have tried stuff on my own, but it gives me absolutely NOTHING.
And the same goes for playing with the balls. Whenever a girl has started sucking on my balls, I get the feeling she has seen that in some porn flick and ASSUMES guys will like it. Well, apparently some do; for me it's just as efficient as jerking off only the shaft, never ever touching the head of the penis. It just doesn't give me any kind of pleasure.

One thing that DOES work, in regards to the balls, is a slight tugging of the sack. And this has nothing to do with the balls themselves, but with the fact that doing so will pull the entire skin down, all the way from the base of the penis to the very tip, where the sensation changes. This is pretty much the same thing that happens with your description of forming an OK-sign at the base of the penis: that slight pull downwards seems to set the glans in a position for more pleasure. And keeping that tightness of the skin going will keep the dick very hard and have the tip of the penis revealed for some gentle caressing and touching. (Different from the skin going back and forth over the tip when it's let loose.)

So girls, guys react differently to some things.
But my best advice is: TOUCH IT! And don't be afraid to touch it and play with it. The worst thing is when a girl doesn't do ANYTHING because she is shy or might think she will do something wrong. Well, the wrong thing would be NOT to touch it!
=D

Chapeaux!

What a great 'job' you did on both BJ articles! Loved the low key approach and solved some mysteries (why he used to pull my hand ever so gently from shaft to balls is now totally understandable)

Aware of the good stuff I give my hubby,I was browsing the internet because... He only used to come a little bit during the BJ, well, that got cleared up nicely! (whatever you say, whatever you do.. DON'T STOP what you're doing right then)!

Also I'd like to repay with a nice advice/ thingy we like to do...

CHAMPAGNE BJ! Yes, it takes some practice to manage it but oh it's sooo good!
Somewhere during the pleasure of an erotic night, take a sip of Champagne, don't swallow it yet, but suck in his cock as well (if it isn't erect yet, it will be in no time).. Swirl the Champage around the (bared) head and gently move up and down without losing lip/dick contact.. When the bubbles expire or your lips go sore, swallow the champagne while looking him in the eye.. He'll take the hint!

Thanks again for helping me out with the whole coming from a blow job, and hope you like the bubbles!!!

Cheers,
L

wonderfully written!!!!

You had me in laughing fits...while taking notes of course ;) proud to say not many though.

That was cool!!

I love givin my hubby a bj right after he cums because is when he is most sensitive,
Once I was really thirsty so I went to get some ice water, I was just crunching the ice when I went down on him with ice still in my mouth, I surprise him at first, but after a few seconds he loved it. we try to repeat the experience a few more times (even on me) :D

a note about noises

So, first I want to say, that you are hilarious and your writing style is super fun to read.

Secondly, I am a woman who enjoys giving blowjobs, love it in fact. I read both your articles and while I do think that it made me aware to do a thing or two, I could swear to you I've probably at least tried them at one time or the other. The problem is, though I've given more (way more) than I've ever received, I still feel like the nervous virgin when it comes to blowjobs.

You mentioned giving feedback, encouragement. If you write a third one, please stress it again! Even if the man doesn't want to SAY anything, for the love of god please moan, touch her, grip her shoulder, something!! If I've got my head buried between your legs and the only sound I'm hearing is from my own throat and mouth I start wondering if I'm doing -anything- right and what starts out as something I really enjoy becomes 5, 10, 15, 20 (or as was the case once, 36) minutes worth of "Should I stop?" "Does he want this?" "I've tried everything I can think of, what does he LIKE?!" And trust me, if a girl who enjoys blowjobs becomes hyper-aware of how long she's been giving you attention, you're giving her nothing to go on!

On one of those occasions I'd kill for even a back of your throat noise, I understand about being shy (1 night stands are 99% of my previous experiences) with someone you hardly know, but you don't need to talk if you can't make yourself do it, just let yourself moan.

Great article, bout to go see if you have any more!
-Aide

Awesome!

I read both your articles ans I absolutely love them! I adore your writing style and always appreciate a man with a great sense of humor. :)
I personally love swallowing my man's cum. I think it's a great way of showing how much you like the guy and as my man says~ it makes him feel completely accepted. The only thing that bothers me is that men need to show or rather respond to our actions. A little moaning wouldn't hurt! So that would be really helpful.
Looking forward to more articles from you!

P.S: If you ever drop by in India, do let me know *wink* *wink*

Thank you!

Thanks!

Just what I wanted to read. Will try out some of your tips in the very near future.

THANK YOU ......

Iread both of your stories blowjobs for dummies. I love giving my man head but I could not believe the simple things that I was not doing, looking him in his eyes and talking to him telling him how wet it makes me when im giving him head. Now he knows and our blowjob times are special

A couple tips to add to this:

If your boy seems to be trying to repress his reactions (you can see him twitching a bit, and he gasps but doesn't moan), just give him a little guidance. Moan while you're sucking him (this also adds vibrations, which is a fantastic sensation for him) or grab his hand and move it to the back of your head. It shows him that's okay for him to set the pace a little bit. If you know your boy doesn't generally give feedback, try staring straight into his eyes the entire time. I guarantee you he will be watching you the first time you take him fully into your mouth, and if you look right at him, it's a very obvious signal for communication. Or, very simply, before you do start blowing him in earnest, tease him a good bit, and then beg him to tell you what he wants.

Bonus points for things to do while giving head:
-Every time you look up at him, give him a bit of a smile. It will make all the difference in the world for how he feels- guys love a girl who's happy with a cock in her mouth!
-Deepthroat! It's a skill, so learn it. Practice on a dildo. Don't force it, just relax into it. Also, for some reason, making your left hand into a fist with the thumb inside the fist will help repress the gag reflex. It doesn't get rid of it, but it does help.
-Make noises. Hum, moan, something. It encourages the guy, and feels amazing.
-I always start off every blowjob with a new guy by figuring out his "hot spots." Pay attention to his reactions, if he likes a certain stroke of your tongue or hand on a certain place.
-Take his cock into your mouth as far as you can, and massage it with your tongue- move your tongue forward and back, side to side, round and round.
-Keep your hands active! Unless you have your hands bound behind your back (also a very fun, kinky twist on BJs), they should be running up and down his thighs, playing with his balls, gripping his butt, pinching his nipples, scratching the lovely V of his hips. Whatever gets him going. A blow job should be a full-body experience!
-If you're feeling bold, reach one hand down and start masturbating, show him how wet you are. I promise you, it will turn him on to no end to see that you are getting wet just from his cock in your mouth.
-Ask him if you can give him head, and thank him afterwards. Let him know that it is a privilege to suck him off.
-Swallow. Just do it. If the cum's already in your mouth, you might as well (it's not like you're avoiding the taste) and there have been studies done about how semen has multiple health benefits. Make a deal with yourself to swallow the next three blowjobs you give, and if you still hate it, then you don't have to do it again.
-The most important part of a blowjob: ENTHUSIASM! Figure out a way to love giving your boy head. If you love him, think about how amazing the pleasure you're giving him is; if it's a one night stand, think about what he'll be doing for you. If you hate giving head, try getting your hormones going by attaching a vibrator to whatever your most sensitive spot is and forbid yourself from coming until he does. Condition yourself to have happy memories associated with it!

Happy blowing, everybody!

makes me wet

I get extremely wet and horny giving head... sucking, licking and swallowing cum.
To make sure my partner understands that I want him to cum in my mouth, I squeeze onto his hips/ass/thighs... and suck harder, deeper. By pulling his body closer to mine, I think it gives a clear message that I do not want to pull my mouth off his cock when he cums. I worked hard for that reward and I want to enjoy every drop.
If he wants to cum on my face or breasts then he can tell me; otherwise that is mine... I have to taste it, even if it's just licking it off my own (or his) fingers.
~I also agree that it is a courtesy to hold back my hair and yes trim your junk! I keep trimmed, you can too.

Just Wanted To Say...

I have a tongue ring and me and my hun actually bought me a vibrating tongue ring let me tell you best thing we ever did ;) his tongue is pierced too and wow just wow if you have a tongue piercing its a good experience and find to give and get

More Advice?

So, for the ladies who don't like the taste:

Have a glass or can of your favorite beverage on hand. Water works fine for me, but wine, soda, or juice... anything you prefer. It'll clear the taste out quicker, and if you give your guy a sexy look or wink while you're sipping, it adds to his high.

Also, try holding your nose right when he comes. It blocks the taste completely and leaves only the texture of the cum. Swallow right after, or spit it out, and rinse with your drink. Don't forget the smile and cuddles.

Have fun ladies. :)

dirty talk and more?

for me i am into the bdsm life style (hence my screen name) and My Dom gets real turned on when i tell Him that i want to give Him pleasure, that i am His cum slut and that He can use me as He sees fit. He also enjoys it if i beg to taste Him. i dont know about most girls but the whole act of pleasing My Man is enough to get me off. tugging the hair is a MUST! depending on the girl depends on how hard but dont be afraid to do it.

wow ive never met a person who likes teeth

like the title says ive never met a person who likes teeth durring a bj. teeth are not sexy, teeth are scary they are unnerving they kill the moment, an accidental graze of the teeth is enough to take the starch out of your muscle.

some people may think they like teeth, but i view it as a solid reminder that she can take your dick right off, even by accident.

I want to take you into my mouth to show my appreciation for this How To!

srry for the 1

I thought 1 was the best but it turned out to be the opposite of what I thought. This article is a very good and informative one. I showed my wife of 12 years CH1 and CH2 and it helped quite a bit. Ty for the article and gl with helping others.

I'm sure he will..

My Dear BatsandGlamour,
I happened on your story, Blowjobs for Dummies while reading someone's favorites list. I thought I'd take a quick peek and see what and how you would present your information/story. I was more than pleasantly surprised. I enjoyed not only the info, the story, and your writing, but most of all your touches of sarcasm, wit, and humor. I followed up by reading chapter two. I literally laughed aloud at certain points.

I hope you still follow your comments...because I really would like you to know how much I appreciated your "How to.." stories so far. I noted you have a few more; I'll be reading them also.

If all goes well and I'm able to put any of your 'do's and don'ts' into action with a special friend, I'm sure he will send you a thank you note!

~AoE~

All of your articles are funny and informative. Just like the guy above me said about all your post. Thank you and keep making more post I read and hope to use at least half of them. Thanks again.

Thanks sorry I put the comment part in the title. Also for additional help and information could you text me at 706-530-8058

Excellent addendum to original article

I wrote a long comment in your original article
Then saw this article in which your covered a lot of good stuff
Thank you
:-)