Alien Abduction

know your material a bit better

Find out what the difference is in a 32 C breast and a 38 C breast and my comment will be self explaining

The rest was a fun read

WTF???

Lost me at the first paragraph. Have someone proof before you post please. Flip flopping from 1st person to 3rd person in one sentence is annoying.

"I wondered if she had an asshole like me" I take it the author is a man since women do not think like this

Terrible, just terrible.

Obviously written by a man who has very little understanding of a woman's anatomy (breasts grow by cup size only), how they think or what they want. Full of inconsistencies. First the girl gets loose, gets caught and compliantly gets back on the table, then yells " . . . you fucking bitch, let me go!" WTF?? Found myself rolling my eyes more times than I have in my entire lifetime.