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How come you so uptight lady.
I mean why you so down on Oprah for giving Tina a little birthday gift; and what's this shit about you ragging on poor ol Tina about her age girl; I mean for a 73 year old broad she looks "HOT." (hellsfire girl I'd do her in a minute 'because that's about all the time it would take me') I mean thirty eight thousand dollars is a bargain for a genuine alligator purse. I mean this is keeping a lot of people working. You got all those TV reality show swamp people needin their jobs, so they can go out and kill thousands of them nasty critters every week keeping the rest of us safe from them nasty gators, and think of how many other folks it takes to get all those big city TV people around in that swamp taking pictures, I mean "Damn" girl look at all them jobs and how much that runs up the price of those hides; of course they got to ship all them stinkin skins over to Bangladesh so all them little kids in them sweatshops can have jobs an be able to eat sometimes. I mean damn girl you seeing this shit all wrong; that was another great humanitarian effort on the part of Oprah helpin feed all them starving sweatshop kids, and adding all those transportation jobs in the shipping industry; on top of that by sending all those stinking skins overseas and doing all that good work it is keeping the price of those handbags and shoes down so real people like Oprah can afford them creating even more jobs otherwise they would be so expensive only our elected officials could afford them. Can't you see what a great thing she has done. On top of all that she invited you to her house and directed you around to her back door to keep you safe from all those nasty people with cameras. What a Great Lady.
Your number two fan. (I couldn't claim the higher post it is already being fought over by so many other people I had to stay out of the fray)
Wow
That last guy talks too much. You sound as crazy as I am. Now think of the movie "Rocky," To set the scene, we're by the waterfront. Rocky is getting a bonus from the boss to take Adrian out and the driver says (in my best South Philly accent, considering I live in South Philly, "Yo, take her to da zoo. I heard retards like da zoo."
No offense intended
To betrayedbylove
No offence taken. I know you are right on all points, and thank God you did not think I might be sane.
Clever
Great wit and a bit of a change. Good job.
SMILES!
You are beautiful and enchanting SusanJillParker. You have better writing skills, and imagination than 99% of your peers. Thanks for the fun!
Johnny
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