first off why marry the bitch in the first place. im sure the pussy was great but damn you had to know what was coming. second i would have went ahead and got the contempt charge on the judge, it wouldve been worth it.
Too many of these stories on here. You want us to like the 'hero', but I just can't. I HATE cheaters, and the wife in this was a self absorbed cheating cunt. Yes, he got rid of her. Yes, he got revenge. But, boy, was he ever dumb. He deserved to be cheated on, because from the moment he met her, she made it quite apparent that she was not to be trusted. Yet he married her. Throughout the marriage she showed that she couldn't be faithful, yet het stayed married to her.She was unfaithful ever before she fucked that guy, because she was forever TRYING to fuck around. She organized a cheaters holiday, for fuck sake! For as long as he knew her, she blatantly showed that she was only interested in herself and in his money, yet he kept her. When she told him that she was going to Cancun, she couldn't have been more obvious if she had taken out a full page advert declaring that she was going to cheat, yet, he kept her! So, by the time he DID catch her, well, too bad buddy, you CHOSE to be with her, despite ALL her OBVIOUS flaws and lack of morals! It's not as if he was blindsided, because she was the same person he chose to date, and marry, and she never changed! It's like buying a car, when it is covered in rust, and is missing a windscreen, and the salesman tells you that the engine is set to explode! You can't complain when it does EXACTLY as advertised and falls apart as you drive out of the lot, when you knew it would happen, and you still CHOSE to purcahse!
I despise any and all forms of cheating, but I also hate idiocy!
I hate these stories, because the guy CHOOSES the most unsuitable woman ever as a wife, forgives her cheating time and again, disregards her contempt and lack of respect for him again and again, turns a blind eye 'because he loves her', again and again, and finally, when it is YEARS too late, he dumps her, even though he should never have married her in the first place! And we are expected to view it as a 'feel good' story, where the 'good guy' wins? I think not.
that the lady was so stupid or compulsive that despite all prior experience she did it again (and again). She'd be a little more credible if she were maybe a little more tense, or more single-minded in her faith in herself. But hey, this is excellent nevertheless, so five stars!
Or... she forgot to take into consideration that the PRICE for those red CFMs - was trading in the comfortable shoes.
I love when people try to make analogies based on an incredibly narrow window of equation... ignoring the 99+% difference of actuality.
Maybe next time she should try one more like, "You know how cheating in your marriage is like putting a loaded gun to your marriage's head and blowing it's brains out? Well, that's what I feel when I screw someone besides my husband."
Always re-read my favs. I think this is one of the reasons I walk around in just my stocking feet. Don't marry a cunt, she may just cheat. By the same token, don't marry a prick either.
Nice When the Wronged Party Comes Out On Top,But....
The husband had her number from the beginning but he wasn't nearly as smart as he's made out to be in this story. Why,in God's name,did he marry the twat in the 1st place?! She'd try to manipulate him from the very beginning,was a conniving bitch,and showed her cheating nature all along. (He just hadn't bothered to check up on her.) It took him 10 years to actually find someone he was compatible with! ~ Bottom line is divorce never provides a truly happy ending to a story.
I know I've said something similar several times, but I love how these cheating wives seem to think it's ok for THEM to have little "flings", but you can bet your life that they would never accept their husbands doing the same!
And even if they WOULD accept it, that kind of arrangement has to be discussed and AGREED to by BOTH parties before putting it into action.
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Anonymous08/01/15
I was lucky
women stopped me and asked...I usually said yes if only for variety and practice. After awhile I wanted to be in love and tried. The problem was that by then I knew too much about the women I had been with and knew what was possible with all of them. The stories we read in here pale by comparison with the experiences I put "us" thru. I am too old now to get stopped on the street but, with a few regrets...I was asked by another woman lately why I didn't trust her and replied hell, I can't trust myself and you're the same. A lustful life is fun and maybe seems as exciting as it is but I'd rather be alone than wish I was.
Yes, all that happened to him was his own fault. She cheated when they were dating, etc., she cheated when they were married AND he kept giving her chances???? I am a firm believer in 'once a cheater, always a cheater'. Very, very rarely does it change. Krosis666 said it best in his comment, and I agree with his comment. Whenever a character forgives and takes back a cheater, it only leads to future heartbreak.
xtchr dont completly agree with you its just like using drugs or hitting someone the first time you do it will be a very big step and after that its just easier becouze you have done it already
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Anonymous09/19/15
I enjoyed your story very much, but do not lay the blame. It is just a story but laid out very well and told well. on to the next.
Ed Grocott
edgrocott@gmail.com
Great writing, great attitude and a lot of common sense. Once it was clear that kids were off the table, who really cares what happens? It is just him and her. Her lack of respect for him, herself, their marriage and really everyone else speaks of an angry woman. Yup, just like there are angry men wandering around, there are a bunch of angry women wandering around too. These people are angry because they feel entitled, and they haven't gotten their due. They have the view that the world owes them something and hasn't given it to them. In the end, most of them try to take it - whatever it means to them. Cheaters, delude themselves into thinking that they are entitled to cheat because somehow they did not get what they deserved. Of course this is completely irrational and their behavior reflects that condition. That is why they are so easy to catch. Who the hell wants to hang around with someone like this? Forget about being married to one of these losers!
he was far too generous to the arrogant bitch... which, after having read this whole story, makes him look just plain stupid. She KNEW him and had already had plenty of warning what the price would be so the hammer blow that struck her should have been BRUTALLY DEVASTATING as well as final. Give her a CAR?? Set her up with an apartment?? Are you fucking serious?? B.S.... Give her a shopping cart for her clothes, a BUS PASS and directions to the HUD office for a housing subsidy.
He should have dumped as soon as the Girls Night Out started the first time,with the home late,mussed hair,wrinkled clothes,etc all the proof required.Once a cheater,always a cheater.
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Anonymous06/10/16
Great writting
Well written, but it was very much like sitting down to watch a good porn flick then sitting through an episode of Judging Amy. And it gets worse, Amy wasn't even braless in this one.
I guess my life will be incomplete. As I approach the end of my eighth decade I have neither cheated nor been cheated on. I don't even know anyone who has gone through this obviously highly traumatic episode and at this time in my life I probably never will. I've also never had anal sex and to tell the truth I don't think I'll miss either set of experiences.
But this does bring up the question as to whether or not there is a true answer to the questions of forgiveness and the recovery of the feeling of trust. Can someone be sufficiently contrite about doing wrong that they will never do it again? My faith in human nature tells me that if someone gets away with something bad they'll be tempted to try to get away with it again. On the other hand it is possible that the person doing wrong could be so scared about losing the good thing they have they'll truly never do it again. My guess is that there's clearly no single answer to this question and every situation is indeed unique. As I said I've never gone through this, but I'd like to think that if it had been a long term relationship that was in jeopardy and the violation was relatively short lived that a second chance makes sense. Not three strikes and you're out - just two. Rebuilding trust will take time, but I do believe that it could happen.
This site is obviously intended for men since the men are almost always portrayed as the injured party and the women are the cheaters. I would guess that in real life the men are more often the cheaters than the women, but I don't have any statistics to back that conjecture. It would be refreshing to see the men cheating on the women for a change and see how that sits. In any case, this author does a fine job with the language and story construction and I enjoy his writing. 4*
re:
This site is obviously intended for men since the men are almost always portrayed as the injured party and the women are the cheaters. I would guess that in real life the men are more often the cheaters than the women, but I don't have any statistics to back that conjecture. It would be refreshing to see the men cheating on the women for a change and see how that sits.
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The different studies I have seen have shown very different numbers on cheating.
But the constant that I noticed was that there was an 8% difference in how many men vs women cheated.
Considering there is nothing new worth reading tonight I figured I'd go back to one of my favs. In my favs, if anyone cares, all the cheaters get punished, and or lose everthing and everyone. To hell with them.
3rd time reading this, and I gotta say, this story never gets old, kind of like a comfortable pair of worn in Nike's. I love Shane, he's such an interesting character - doesn't take shit from anyone, sarcastic and witty attributing to his intelligence, and acts upon what he sets his mind to. Wifey is a funny character too. After being married to Shane for how long, and still goes behind his back knowing about the Magic Moment. Ironic really. Then she does it again, and gets ripped apart by Shane's seemingly nonchalant attitude. I'd say this story was one of your Magic Moments, Q, just not in the same context as Shane.
I don't really understand how this story is rated so low, it should be at least 4.75 or something like that. 5 stars from me.
Is it a rush to write or a cultural effect to drop out words? I suspect it's a cultural effect from across the sea. In any case, it's annoying to read.
"Going to Cancun for two weeks with her friends" - Forgetting the cheating aspect, how much vacation time does she get that she can burn 2 weeks on this "Girls Gone Wild" junket, let alone the cost? Ah, I just read, this was ALL of her VC time! And just as with GNO's, as he said, no good can come from hanging out with sluts!
"It was no surprise when she fought the divorce, but I had to wonder why." - Because as much as she wants the freedom to fuck around, she wants the security of being married.
"Stay with me and try to work on our marriage" - Yeah, funny she didn't want counseling to try to save her marriage until he walked out!
Several of your quips are hysterical! I especially enjoyed the "dick seeking missile" line. My second trip through this one ... it wears well, like an old pair of shoes... ;-)
English
Read it Again
What a fucking worthless cunt. Hopefully her new husband discovers she's a cunt and leaves. Great tale now one of my favs.
Five Stars
TO PARAPHRASE RIDDICK
What in the Hell kept you this long, TK U MLJ LV NV
Definitely
From a guys prospective win win, hope never to need this model of moving ahead
VERY GOOD
first off why marry the bitch in the first place. im sure the pussy was great but damn you had to know what was coming. second i would have went ahead and got the contempt charge on the judge, it wouldve been worth it.
Meh
Too many of these stories on here. You want us to like the 'hero', but I just can't. I HATE cheaters, and the wife in this was a self absorbed cheating cunt. Yes, he got rid of her. Yes, he got revenge. But, boy, was he ever dumb. He deserved to be cheated on, because from the moment he met her, she made it quite apparent that she was not to be trusted. Yet he married her. Throughout the marriage she showed that she couldn't be faithful, yet het stayed married to her.She was unfaithful ever before she fucked that guy, because she was forever TRYING to fuck around. She organized a cheaters holiday, for fuck sake! For as long as he knew her, she blatantly showed that she was only interested in herself and in his money, yet he kept her. When she told him that she was going to Cancun, she couldn't have been more obvious if she had taken out a full page advert declaring that she was going to cheat, yet, he kept her! So, by the time he DID catch her, well, too bad buddy, you CHOSE to be with her, despite ALL her OBVIOUS flaws and lack of morals! It's not as if he was blindsided, because she was the same person he chose to date, and marry, and she never changed! It's like buying a car, when it is covered in rust, and is missing a windscreen, and the salesman tells you that the engine is set to explode! You can't complain when it does EXACTLY as advertised and falls apart as you drive out of the lot, when you knew it would happen, and you still CHOSE to purcahse!
I despise any and all forms of cheating, but I also hate idiocy!
I hate these stories, because the guy CHOOSES the most unsuitable woman ever as a wife, forgives her cheating time and again, disregards her contempt and lack of respect for him again and again, turns a blind eye 'because he loves her', again and again, and finally, when it is YEARS too late, he dumps her, even though he should never have married her in the first place! And we are expected to view it as a 'feel good' story, where the 'good guy' wins? I think not.
Shoes
The flaw with her analogy is that her comfortable shoes aren't going to walk away from her if she wears a hot pair of shoes occasionally!
I had trouble believing
that the lady was so stupid or compulsive that despite all prior experience she did it again (and again). She'd be a little more credible if she were maybe a little more tense, or more single-minded in her faith in herself. But hey, this is excellent nevertheless, so five stars!
@KarenE... funny...
Or... she forgot to take into consideration that the PRICE for those red CFMs - was trading in the comfortable shoes.
I love when people try to make analogies based on an incredibly narrow window of equation... ignoring the 99+% difference of actuality.
Maybe next time she should try one more like, "You know how cheating in your marriage is like putting a loaded gun to your marriage's head and blowing it's brains out? Well, that's what I feel when I screw someone besides my husband."
I liked it
A short, sharp & sweet story.
HP
AT WHAT POINT DOES ONE
consider going barefoot. TK U MLJ LV NV
selfish
That is all there was to it. She was selfish. She never loved him she just didn't want to lose her meal ticket.
Yeah
Always re-read my favs. I think this is one of the reasons I walk around in just my stocking feet. Don't marry a cunt, she may just cheat. By the same token, don't marry a prick either.
Nice When the Wronged Party Comes Out On Top,But....
The husband had her number from the beginning but he wasn't nearly as smart as he's made out to be in this story. Why,in God's name,did he marry the twat in the 1st place?! She'd try to manipulate him from the very beginning,was a conniving bitch,and showed her cheating nature all along. (He just hadn't bothered to check up on her.) It took him 10 years to actually find someone he was compatible with! ~ Bottom line is divorce never provides a truly happy ending to a story.
Repeating Myself
I know I've said something similar several times, but I love how these cheating wives seem to think it's ok for THEM to have little "flings", but you can bet your life that they would never accept their husbands doing the same!
And even if they WOULD accept it, that kind of arrangement has to be discussed and AGREED to by BOTH parties before putting it into action.
I was lucky
women stopped me and asked...I usually said yes if only for variety and practice. After awhile I wanted to be in love and tried. The problem was that by then I knew too much about the women I had been with and knew what was possible with all of them. The stories we read in here pale by comparison with the experiences I put "us" thru. I am too old now to get stopped on the street but, with a few regrets...I was asked by another woman lately why I didn't trust her and replied hell, I can't trust myself and you're the same. A lustful life is fun and maybe seems as exciting as it is but I'd rather be alone than wish I was.
It's His Own Fault!
Yes, all that happened to him was his own fault. She cheated when they were dating, etc., she cheated when they were married AND he kept giving her chances???? I am a firm believer in 'once a cheater, always a cheater'. Very, very rarely does it change. Krosis666 said it best in his comment, and I agree with his comment. Whenever a character forgives and takes back a cheater, it only leads to future heartbreak.
xtchr dont completly agree with you its just like using drugs or hitting someone the first time you do it will be a very big step and after that its just easier becouze you have done it already
I enjoyed your story very much, but do not lay the blame. It is just a story but laid out very well and told well. on to the next.
Ed Grocott
edgrocott@gmail.com
good to see a person with resolve
and the frivolous one getting their just due.
I have to agree with others who ask about the initial attraction of she was high maintenance before there was a relationship.
self fulfilling prophesy?
you expect it to happen at the beginning
therefor
there is no surprise when you prove yourself right?
Character
Great writing, great attitude and a lot of common sense. Once it was clear that kids were off the table, who really cares what happens? It is just him and her. Her lack of respect for him, herself, their marriage and really everyone else speaks of an angry woman. Yup, just like there are angry men wandering around, there are a bunch of angry women wandering around too. These people are angry because they feel entitled, and they haven't gotten their due. They have the view that the world owes them something and hasn't given it to them. In the end, most of them try to take it - whatever it means to them. Cheaters, delude themselves into thinking that they are entitled to cheat because somehow they did not get what they deserved. Of course this is completely irrational and their behavior reflects that condition. That is why they are so easy to catch. Who the hell wants to hang around with someone like this? Forget about being married to one of these losers!
And like an aged fine wine ....
this story is bold not fruity robust not weak and aged, to perfection.
Thanks for sharing on Lit.
x
PS: The post-nup saved your ass on the story too.
THEY ARE ALMOST 100% CORRECT
the oldies are the best. TK U MLJ LV NV
Good story BUT....
he was far too generous to the arrogant bitch... which, after having read this whole story, makes him look just plain stupid. She KNEW him and had already had plenty of warning what the price would be so the hammer blow that struck her should have been BRUTALLY DEVASTATING as well as final. Give her a CAR?? Set her up with an apartment?? Are you fucking serious?? B.S.... Give her a shopping cart for her clothes, a BUS PASS and directions to the HUD office for a housing subsidy.
Gave it 4 stars.
Okay, wait a minute...
he found a woman who wasn't into games? Come on, there has to be some sense of plausibility.
Just kidding--although that part is kind of far-fetched.
I enjoyed this immensely. Well thought out and written. 5 from me.
Second time through...
A fun read. Still five stars.
great reading
Ed Grocott
I love . . .
I love your stuff. Great, to the point, efficient, humorous, clear, well-written, and fun. Thank you.
New shoes, eh?
This was just as much fun on the third read as it was on the first two. Thanks.
keep doing the same thing?
keep getting the same results?
don't be surprised
He should have divorced her for costing him the fish.
Bad News
He should have dumped as soon as the Girls Night Out started the first time,with the home late,mussed hair,wrinkled clothes,etc all the proof required.Once a cheater,always a cheater.
Great writting
Well written, but it was very much like sitting down to watch a good porn flick then sitting through an episode of Judging Amy. And it gets worse, Amy wasn't even braless in this one.
For Real?
I guess my life will be incomplete. As I approach the end of my eighth decade I have neither cheated nor been cheated on. I don't even know anyone who has gone through this obviously highly traumatic episode and at this time in my life I probably never will. I've also never had anal sex and to tell the truth I don't think I'll miss either set of experiences.
But this does bring up the question as to whether or not there is a true answer to the questions of forgiveness and the recovery of the feeling of trust. Can someone be sufficiently contrite about doing wrong that they will never do it again? My faith in human nature tells me that if someone gets away with something bad they'll be tempted to try to get away with it again. On the other hand it is possible that the person doing wrong could be so scared about losing the good thing they have they'll truly never do it again. My guess is that there's clearly no single answer to this question and every situation is indeed unique. As I said I've never gone through this, but I'd like to think that if it had been a long term relationship that was in jeopardy and the violation was relatively short lived that a second chance makes sense. Not three strikes and you're out - just two. Rebuilding trust will take time, but I do believe that it could happen.
This site is obviously intended for men since the men are almost always portrayed as the injured party and the women are the cheaters. I would guess that in real life the men are more often the cheaters than the women, but I don't have any statistics to back that conjecture. It would be refreshing to see the men cheating on the women for a change and see how that sits. In any case, this author does a fine job with the language and story construction and I enjoy his writing. 4*
a violent sociopath
Terrible story about awful people.
@Overcritical 06/30/16
re:
This site is obviously intended for men since the men are almost always portrayed as the injured party and the women are the cheaters. I would guess that in real life the men are more often the cheaters than the women, but I don't have any statistics to back that conjecture. It would be refreshing to see the men cheating on the women for a change and see how that sits.
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The different studies I have seen have shown very different numbers on cheating.
But the constant that I noticed was that there was an 8% difference in how many men vs women cheated.
Standard statistical margin of error is 4% ±
But those studies were about twenty years old.
Excellent
Considering there is nothing new worth reading tonight I figured I'd go back to one of my favs. In my favs, if anyone cares, all the cheaters get punished, and or lose everthing and everyone. To hell with them.
How sad
" In my favs, if anyone cares, all the cheaters get punished, and or lose everthing and everyone. To hell with them. "
I care, and I think it's sad for somebody have to feel that way.
Lue
@Luedon
Thanks for caring, I guess. Why I don't know.
Back at it again
3rd time reading this, and I gotta say, this story never gets old, kind of like a comfortable pair of worn in Nike's. I love Shane, he's such an interesting character - doesn't take shit from anyone, sarcastic and witty attributing to his intelligence, and acts upon what he sets his mind to. Wifey is a funny character too. After being married to Shane for how long, and still goes behind his back knowing about the Magic Moment. Ironic really. Then she does it again, and gets ripped apart by Shane's seemingly nonchalant attitude. I'd say this story was one of your Magic Moments, Q, just not in the same context as Shane.
I don't really understand how this story is rated so low, it should be at least 4.75 or something like that. 5 stars from me.
Story is okay, if a bit disconnected.
Is it a rush to write or a cultural effect to drop out words? I suspect it's a cultural effect from across the sea. In any case, it's annoying to read.
Re-Reading
"Going to Cancun for two weeks with her friends" - Forgetting the cheating aspect, how much vacation time does she get that she can burn 2 weeks on this "Girls Gone Wild" junket, let alone the cost? Ah, I just read, this was ALL of her VC time! And just as with GNO's, as he said, no good can come from hanging out with sluts!
"It was no surprise when she fought the divorce, but I had to wonder why." - Because as much as she wants the freedom to fuck around, she wants the security of being married.
"Stay with me and try to work on our marriage" - Yeah, funny she didn't want counseling to try to save her marriage until he walked out!
Second time through....
Still five stars. Been a few years since I read this one. A very fun read. It had depth and humor.
Very Good; Not Quite a 5Star
Excellent writing as always. Intend to read all by this author; never yet failed to please.
Laughed Out Loud!
Several of your quips are hysterical! I especially enjoyed the "dick seeking missile" line. My second trip through this one ... it wears well, like an old pair of shoes... ;-)
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