A Bride's Sexual Lingerie How To

Brilliant!

Super-erotic; if only it were true!

Intolerant and stuck-up

Interesting advice, but a lot of it not for me - the author seems to be assuming everyone's getting married in a huge, fluffy, complicated dress, which I'm not and I know lots of people who aren't. And the whole "white only" rant was pretty tasteless. If you aren't tolerant enough to deal with something as simple as brides wearing a different color, you have no right to complain about feminists.

Sexist Drivel

Next time, write about something you actually have a clue about. This was tasteless, sexist drivel. It's easy for someone so ignorant to feign expertise on something and convince a few other ignorant people that their view is gospel. For those of us who actually know something about the topic, we can see right through your garbage. You're what I like to refer to as a "bargain-basement" guy. Strive to be a Nieman Marcus guy for once in your life. Only women with no self-respect shop for bargain-basement guys. If that's the kind of woman you want, continue on your merry, ignorant way and find some poor, disheveled shell of a woman with no self respect who will bend to your will only until she's had enough. If you want a classy, confident woman, you have to raise the bar on yourself and your own attitudes. No self-respecting woman would want anything to do with you. Clean yourself up, straighten up your chauvenist, sexist ways, and MAYBE you'll be decent enough to at least qualify for a "K-Mart guy." I seriously think that's all the more you're capable of. Men like you disgust me.

Not perfect, but interesting.

Good stuff, a little nice advice. A bit more elaborate than was nessecary. A few things a bit off topic were there... Certainly a turn-on though. Good, not great.

Her business, not yours!

In the end, a wedding isn't about a dress, it's about starting a life with another person. The idea of having to focus so much on whether or not the style and color of one's undergarments match *your* personal standards of what is acceptable...is incredibly degrading! A woman should wear what she is comfortable in and feels beautiful wearing. She should be able to enjoy her wedding, without stressing over whether or not her lingerie complies with some ridiculously traditional and stuffy standard.

Bonking bonkers

Bonkers but amusing. Thanks for taking the trouble.

Complete non-sense

Another self appointed "Expert".

However I do like the image of a girl being pounded hard in a wedding dress and lingerie.

this one stinks...

The author mentions black panties makes for more sweating and more smell...well this author's writing stinks worse that perspiration.

Good on the facts, a little too inflexible on the style

Dear Ernst,

this article shows a lot of expertise in bridal lingerie on your part. No doubt in my mind, that's excellent and very helpful for brides and grooms to be. Good for you and thank you for sharing your knowledge.

The only huge turn-off in it was the whole "this MUST be done like this and that MUST be done like that", because let's face it, doing it your way, everything is custom-made and highly expensive, for one. Even if I had money to burn, I doubt I would want to spend a chunk of it on a custom-made bodice because someone here told me that was the ONLY way to do it.

Also, good thinking on the high heels and consummating over a balcony rail etc., but that's another "MUST" I just don't see because what if - God forbid! - someone chooses to lodge somewhere without a balcony for their wedding night, or, even more bizarre, has a balcony but chooses not to consummate there, in high heels no less, after a long day of celebrating a beautiful union?

I think this really well-founded article would be a lot more inviting to read if it were made more into suggestions and didn't go so much in the "absolute truth" direction.

"She taught my sisters and I".."when daddy and her married" - I know English isn't your first language Mr Blofeld, but please use your immense wealth to pay for some grammar lessons. And where you got the idea about black making people sweat, I've no idea - it sounds like an Ian Fleming folk legend such as 'gay men can't whistle'.