It Won't Be Long

1* just for the cliche attitude that pit bulls are vicious, its not the breed asshole, its the assholes that teach them the be vicious!

Would Be A Great SNL X Rated Skit*****

Thanks for sharing. What a funny story.

Thanks HDK

As usual a fun story. As for the previous poster, why is that pit bulls are dogs of choice to train to be vicious? Could it be that they are bred for easy training? Most likely as it seems they are the watch dogs of choice.

It is a story for God's sake not political commentary.

HAHAHA

What a perfect payback!!! 5/5

SWEET

LOL

OH THOSE PLANS AND SCHEMES

all it takes is patience and opportunity. TK U MLJ LV NV

Dog

Lol - nice story.
BTW Pitbull's are NOT watchdogs. I even doubt it if they would defend the owner - they probably open the door for a burglar. If you want a watchtdog take a Dobermann.

Oh Yeah

Somebody beat me to it but I'll say it anyway.

SWEET

Excellent tale. Five Stars

I love it hdk

Keep this cop around for more fodder, fingers crossed for pt 3 of keystone cops.

Just not very good, the characters are shallow and not likeable, and that would be okay if it was just the set up for a punch line but that wasn't even funny. Not up to your normal standards.

What a funny story

That poor detective didn't have a chance. Love your sense of humor. I couldn't stop laughing long enough to finish the story. Great job as always.

Bitch

Payback's a bitch
Life's a bitch

LOved It

Couldn't stop laughing at the End Got the Boss -Owner with his own Dog and ruined the wife's good time. Got rid of Dog,Wife and Asshole in one Love It.

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Who do you think you are? A comedian?

Oops

Welcome Back!

Boy, am I glad to see one of your ironic, hysterical stories again! I've been getting tired of re-reading the old ones again and again. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Good one!

Nice flash story. Five stars at least! Might hold off on the Interpol/DVD joke though; it is in other HDK stories so it has lost its bite . . .

Good tale.

But, no cops with Cook to eat donuts. Really good tale for chuckling.

A blast from the past

Loved the repartee between Moore and Cook. It sounded like something out of a Joss Whedon production.

Good one!

I chuckled all the way through - great job!

I loved it

It was classic. I would have loved to have read further what occurred between husband and wife after the detective had left. 5 stars.

I couldn't get through the comedic exchange

even though it's only a page long... not in the mood, I guess...

good tale

the wife was proven to be a slut and the boss got the short end of the deal

Casserole

Read like bits and pieces of your other tales.
Good stuff!

I loved that you brought back the "Not Guilty" detective. That was classic comedy. Thank you HDK.

moral of the story

If you kibble a man's wife, you will get bit #rimshot
thank you, good night, remember the two drink minimum.

Keep them coming, HDK.

4* as a story

But I gave you 5*'s cos it was pretty funny!
Great reading some new work from you.

* * * * * THE WAY IT SHOULD BE !!!

HARRY InVa'S WITNESSES & BTB BRIGADES

funny

I could watch the Abbott and Costello "who is on first" routine every day and enjoy it. Repeating a joke is not a bad thing.

Welcome Back!

And thanks for presenting us with the *perfect* 'short' story!

Pretty funny

you still number one in my book

great story.

Heh heh heh

Great story. Nuff said.

OK

Not up to your usual standards for a humorous story of this type but still a pleasant read. There was an integral part missing or more accurately left to the imagination. It needed a segment with the wife and her boss in the bedroom with the dog dangling from his crotch!

Looking forward to more of your work soon.

and for everything else

There's MASTERCARD!

Great stuff !!!

I couldn't think of a better way to start my day.

Brilliant!

I loved it. 5*s

Funny but he just admitted to training the dog to attack. It's a felony if an animal that you are in control of

Attacks and injures a person in your house. He's admitted to its presence, he's admitted to training it and he's admitted that his wife's lover was the intended victim. As for the hapless detective, he would have arrested and charged the cuckold, which would be even funnier because in addition to becoming public knowledge that his wife found satisfaction with another man, now he's goin to prison for aggravated assault and he's likely to become the prison bitch, so now he's going to get all the fucking he wants....and then some.

Gosh!

Any dog is a good watch dog. They'll bark and wake you up. Then they'll watch. I'm a lab guy; love em.

Silly story. Great to read

Thanks!

A short but funny one!

I just bursted out at the end. And a good hearthy laugh it was.
5* ...thank you, HDK... always a pleasure to read your latest...

You still have it!!

New twist on the Red Herring, a Red Kielbasa.
Somehow it feels as though we know these two characters from an earlier story.
Thank you, a now will have a chuckle in me for the rest of the day!

Short

and Funny. Great Job!

Hopefully,

the wife has already vacated the building.

ROFL

My wife just looked at me funny as I was chuckling all the way through this one!

5 BITING Stars! LOL *snicker chuckle* :D

He's a great trainer

He trained the dog, his wife, and his wife's boss all with one technique. Too funny. I enjoyed the detective redux.

It proves the axiom "He who laughs last, ...".

good

I don't think they can get any funnier than this.

WOW now THAT was funny

very funny

Great follow-up to Not Guilty...

... and just as funny. 5*s

Very good short story.....

Thanks.

Loved it

A fun read. Five stars.

You used to be my second favorite writer

but you've just been promoted.

Very well done.