A Debate with Man Pig

strangely

I expected an actual debate but this is truly disgusting and disturbing I think you may need a shrink.

I was shocked...

that Man Pig didn't fare better. Then again I was shocked you'd think heavily tilted self-debating was worth posting. If only all debates were so one-sided... you'd win every one of them.

I might point out a flaw int the logistics here

For all these self centered, egotistical, gutter sluts to be proper worshiped the pool of available men will need to be increased. Therefore their husband will need to spend a lot of time fucking other women.
Or, they could just come in worship, fuck, her and go home to a great house with no slut to maintain. Her logic would lead to women being truly second class people again.

About as sick as you can get.

What kind of sick person writes and posts such garbage.

stupidity spews stupidity

death becomes her

one thing that stupider that this

is "Dream Job",,,,the title should be man argues with Pig

I'm wailting to see

How many stupid comments this 5 star piece of pornoraphic satire receives.

Another desperate cry for attention

...and it's working. The more you comment, the more the author gets off on it. Damn, I suppose I've just "fed the troll" myself!

The only reason AA places these stories in Loving Wives is to provoke a reaction. What I don't understand is why the site administrators allow it.

response

Two people are walking down a path.
One asks the other "What color is the sky?
"blue, I guess...."
"It IS blue. Do you know why?"
"Not sure, there must be some scientific explan..."
"BECAUSE I SAID IT IS, YOU PIG!!!!!"
"Whaa??"
"Yes, because I said the sky is blue, it just is. You must accept it. The only reason the sky is blue, is because that is the way I WANT it to be"
"Ok, if you say so..."

[notice so far, there is no mention of gender, whether any reader IMAGINES and assigns one to either role in this dialog...or not]

At this point, one companion is very passionate about sky color, and the other is a little put off, and confused. But the conversation continues.....

"Also , PIG, IF I say the sky is brown, then THAT is the color it is, and YES, just because I said so. If I want the sky to be purple, then that is the way it will be. Have you ever seen a purple sky before?"
" ugh, actually yes. Once up in the mountains...."
"I decided to make it that color, and so it was! When the sky is orange, that's me too. Everybody has seen an orange sky. It is because of me. You agree, don't you"

"Well don't you?"

At this point the second person is starting to think this person REALLY needs some professional help. But they keep walking together, anyway.

"Well, you are a pig if you don't agree. What's more, is that I can control the color of the sky, BECAUSE the only reason the sun comes up in the morning and goes down in the evening is because I allow it. Every morning I call for the sunrise, and choose what color the sky will be that day. I choose whatever will please me the most. Aren't you appreciative that I call the sun for you? Don't you feel happy relaxing in the sunshine?"
"Sure, but...."
"See, you DO understand how dependent on me you are for your own happiness. You should worship me!"
"What do mean by worship?"

Now CUT SCENE

Up to now, it didn't matter if it was a man or women indulging in these delusions of self importance. Any listening party overhearing this conversation might form definite opinions about the two speakers here. If the main speaker is a woman, someone might call her names like " delusional self-centered bitch". If it were a man, someone might call him an "egotistical asshole on a power-trip" Whether the speaker is male or female, this kind of proclamation is obviously ridiculous. And so is the name-calling, I might add. Can you really make a snap judgment of someone you don't really know, and expect to be totally correct, with zero chance of being proven wrong?

Now return to scene

"Yes, all men should worship women, because ALL women have the potential inside of themselves, that I have as a Goddess, and Woman. You should definitely worship ME because I have it figured out. I am better at calling the sun out, and coloring the sky than any other women you'll ever meet. Maybe all woman have the potential to do it, but I already do it the BEST!"

"well, there are lots of women out there, are you sure YOU are the best? How would I know?"

"Well you are so pathetic, that even IF there was a woman as good as me, SHE'D never have anything to do with a wimpy cry baby pig like you. You don't deserve me, and if you leave me, you'll be totally alone, because NO SELF-RESPECTING woman would have anything to do with your puny cock, and your wimpy assed piggy ways. You should feel lucky, I'm even allowing you to be seen with me in public! NOW. Are you ready to worship me?"

"Well, a few questions first? If you hate me so much, despise my body, are repulsed by me sexually, and think so little of me, or any man for that matter,......then why did you marry me? Why do you still seek out other men? The self important goddess still seems to NEED something from a man? Why don't you marry one of your 'real men'? Whatsa matter, can't get any of those big dick brain dead fuckers to worship you? I just don't understand why you would want to keep me around?"

"I like torturing you and making you miserable. I like giving you pain. Yes marrying you was a mistake, and YOU must be punished for it. I've decided to ramp up your humiliation more. You still don't seem to understand that you need to worship me. Maybe some fresh creampies and the toothbrush treatment will do it. Soon you will be totally my slave"
"never happen."
"What did you say, you insolent bastard?"
"NEVER happen. What, did the evil goddess go deaf?"
"Fuck you pig! Let me at your balls, and I will crush them to teach you who is in charge!.. Wait, come back here! Where are you going? I'm not done torturing you yet!"
" Well, Miss high and mighty Goddess, to whom the sun sets and rises, Our divorce was final today. That's why I came and met you in the park. All of the evidence of you cheating on me, plus the recorded conversations of your delusions and abuse, helped me rush it through. There is a restraining order out against you, I'm taking MY money and you will never see me again! And I won't be alone, Since you have been fucking around on me from the beginning, I had no guilt over going out and meeting another woman. One who is VERY happy with the way we make love, and expecting my first REAL child. Oh, how happy it makes me to be with a 'REAL WOMAN'. One who is normal, hard working, honest, committed to fidelity, and truly understands what love is. We have been falling in love slowly, and now she is ready to give me a baby. At least I'll know this one is MINE. Oh, by the way, ROT IN HELL, you evil bitch!"

"Shit! lost another slave. Fuck! Well, he didn't deserve me anyway I, that wish those three guys I was gang-banging with yesterday didn't have syphilis. I was SOO looking forward to giving it to hubby. Now I'll, have to go to the doctor. May be he will be rich, cute, and ready to believe I am his superior! I won't wear panties, so he'll know how sexy and desirable I am. Hmm, I wonder if he'll overlook the STD's? Sure, that's just one of those things that happen when you are a slut and ALL men want you. Yep, ALL men want a slut. Cosmo said so!"

end

PS: Author, I should thank you for inspiring me to write. It was much more fun then telling you to fuck off and die. So thanks again!

re: I'm wailting to see

Well, trashing others for daring to have a different opinion makes you one of the first to make a stupid comment.

Ya like the story? Fine. Post YOUR opinion on the story. Ya don't like the story? Fine. Post YOUR opinion on the story.

What doesn't surprise me is that.......

W.Smyth opened up his filthy mouth and let the flies in again. We all know that he's a cuck. His favorite hobby is slurping cum out of his slut wives cunt, that somebody else left for him. No comment on the story, didn't read it.

I thought manpig had it just about right

while ally sounds jes 'bout ready for a liquid cosh - or just a dominant spank maybe. Loved manpigs laconic asides. Excellently scribed but nasty - put it in humor next time 5*

This is stupid but...

I must reply. Were there promises made? Were there vows made? If so, Ally is just trying to cover the fact that the woman is not a trustworthy human being and should be avoided by most civilizations and certainly anyone close to her.

If there were no vows, no promises, then there are no rules and she can do as she wishes and she cannot complain about how he views her.

wow um questionable at bestdc55

the goddess is going to hate aging. when she is past her prime all those men will focus on other women that are younger and firmer than she is. nothing is forever and that includes beauty. The goddess probably gets off on a power trip and boost of self ego. If she doesn't mind being alone in her latter years then go for it. When her looks go she'll have nothing left to draw men to her. Her personality is self-centric and doesn't take into account how much pain she can inflict on others. If you really want to see what human nature is, just look into the past before laws and societal constraints. Both men and women would fuck around and a woman might have a different father to her child every year, while the man might get a different woman pregnant every year. There would probably be a lot of rape going on too. Luckily we develope concepts like morality. Morality holds baks our based urges or you'll have people fucking on the street, a lot of rape, stealing, and all humans are territorial. The goddess should find a man that doesn't care that she fucks around. She can take advantage of weak men with low self-esteem or find a man that fucks around as much as she does. Men don't own women and vice versa, but we all should respect each other. The goddess is going to have a hard time transitioning from beauty to old and saggy with a weird smell.

Utter rubbish

Man pig wouldn't be having this conversation with the trollop. He's already corrupted by her trash.

Please.

Everybody knows who the real pig here is, oink oink bitch.

Agree

I'm afraid, Anal, I do have to agree with the above comments.🐽🐽

Wow

I am taking a swing here that you were hoping to stir up the Anon group and whip them into a frenzy, am I right? I think that my hubby does treat me like a goddess, (more or less) but that doesn't give anyone the right to think about or treat another human the way you suggest. Great tongue in cheek writing me thinks... Thanks for sharing.

You know, you've missed an important point...

...which is that men have just as much ability to get in touch with their inner God as women can with their inner Goddess. And Gods feel no more obligation to live by mortal rules than Goddesses do. What is sauce for the goose IS sauce for the gander.

Fucking sow.

No Score Because I'm Not Sure

Either very sad or sort of funny, depending on whether you actually believe this stuff or you're pulling the reader's leg. Delusional superiority complex: very sad. Tongue in cheek satire; sort of funny.

I can't Figure Out What This is

If this is Satire, it's pretty poor. No elegant turn of phrase, or delightful twist.
If this is an argument supporting the idea of cucoldry as an inherent right, then you failed logic. Things are not true because you want them to be, and argument from superior knowledge requires evidence, not declaration.
This may be a 3rd thing. Rambling bullshit with no particular thought given beyond a vague desire to be right in your opinion.
The most amusing part of this, and what made it worth looking at was the comment above railing against this "debate". The comment is longer than the debate and just as stupid.

Funny and idiosyncratic - I likd it. Thanks.

Unusual and nice to read.

Stupid story

Written by a stupid douche.

garbage

trash written by a true loser. pretty funny though lol

What was this mess?

Besides just awful writing? UGH!

This is obviously satire

It's a rather funny piece of satire, but why didn't you put it in the humor and satire category?