Hey girls, gather round, listen to what I'm putting down.
Hey baby, I'm your handy man.
I'm not the kind to use a pencil or rule, I'm handy with love and I'm no fool,
I fix the broken hearts, I know that I truly can.
If your broken heart should need repair, then I am the man to see.
I whisper sweet things you tell all your friends, they'll come running to me.
Here is the main thing I want to say, I'm busy 24 hours a day.
I fix the broken hearts, I know that I truly can.
Cumma, cumma, cumma, cumma, cum-cum, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cumma, cumma, cumma, cumma, cum-cum, yeah, yeah, yeah, they'll come running to me.
Here is the main thing I want to say, I'm busy 24 hours a day.
I fix the broken hearts, I know that I truly can.
Cumma, cumma, cumma, cumma, cum-cum, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cumma, cumma, cumma, cumma, cum-cum, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Anonymous07/08/14
Sweet and sexy!
You nearly made me cry!
I love how this man loves to make these women happy and is respectful at the same time.
I love reading your stories.
Thank you! 😃
by
Anonymous11/18/14
You're making me wish I'd paid MUCH MORE attention in shop class!!.
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Looking forward to more of this story
To paraphrase the great James Taylor:
To paraphrase the great James Taylor:
Hey girls, gather round, listen to what I'm putting down.
Hey baby, I'm your handy man.
I'm not the kind to use a pencil or rule, I'm handy with love and I'm no fool,
I fix the broken hearts, I know that I truly can.
If your broken heart should need repair, then I am the man to see.
I whisper sweet things you tell all your friends, they'll come running to me.
Here is the main thing I want to say, I'm busy 24 hours a day.
I fix the broken hearts, I know that I truly can.
Cumma, cumma, cumma, cumma, cum-cum, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cumma, cumma, cumma, cumma, cum-cum, yeah, yeah, yeah, they'll come running to me.
Here is the main thing I want to say, I'm busy 24 hours a day.
I fix the broken hearts, I know that I truly can.
Cumma, cumma, cumma, cumma, cum-cum, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cumma, cumma, cumma, cumma, cum-cum, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sweet and sexy!
You nearly made me cry!
I love how this man loves to make these women happy and is respectful at the same time.
I love reading your stories.
Thank you! 😃
You're making me wish I'd paid MUCH MORE attention in shop class!!.
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