So I'm Not a Vampire? Ch. 08

Peaches and her temper... I knew Blondie was going to play her so she could slip up. Sometimes pride and independence has to be pushed to the side, she wasn't going to lose any cool points for following Bane's instructions.

Come on now Bane

After all of his time on this planet, dealing with countless humans and their nature; he had to know this terribly entertaining, but equally dumb girl was gonna slip up and do exactly this lol. At least he was prepared! Oh Peaches, will she ever learn...anything?!

I wonder...

Would this qualify as a shotgun wedding?

okay...

I'm pretty sure Bane knew what the girl was doing so why didn't he interrupt her and save Peaches from doing what she did. I mean say I had a servant, slave or whatever. I sure as hell wouldn't let them talk bad about them. It's like someone making fun of my car. Hell nah!!!! ;-)

Laughing through the whole chapter

I love peaches. She's hilarious, but oh, so stupid. Loving the story so far.

Why?

Okay, so all vampires can read her mind and she's proven to be a bit volatile. So, why isn't it stupid to take her to a party where these two things could cause real trouble? Was he setting her up?

omg if stupid was a person