I Can Only Blame Myself

RULE # 001

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HA

Cucked by a toy.

Damn

you want her back?

Disappear for a few days. Stay at a hotel, go out of town, crash at a buddies, whatever. Just don't be where she is, and don't answer your phone when she calls. When you get home, and she lays into you, just tell her that since she's in the process of keeping your from your fun, you have every reason to keep her away from hers. Say nothing more. If she doesn't get it, take her toy and nail it to the wall with a knife. Then tell her that if she ever disrespects you like that again, she's off the gravy train and you'll be looking for some new, much younger, pussy. If she still doesn't get it, take away her keys and throw her ass out. She'll get the point then.

What ???????

???? That little device would be in the trash the next morning.

Funny...and...

funny...and what's funny is good reading...

Great story. People need to read the final paragraph before voting.

That was a great story! I don't know why it is scored so low. It was funny and had an unexpected twist. Just the perfect length for a story like that. I don't think that everyone realizes that it was a toy. If all of the BTB people don't read the final paragraph and realize the twist, then they will vote for it to be a 1 and leave "cucky" comments.

Interesting...

Got a smile here... If husband kicked out his wife for using a viberator in the bedroom and he can hear her going off. There would be the majority of the women on the street for an hour or so... Oh... I am sure she would take her Seymour with her...

I can only blame myself...

for even bothering to skim this crap. 0 stars

1 star

stupid

I can only blame myself...

for thinking that there was a story here

WTF?

Some of you guys are pissed because the wife got herself off after the husband turned her down because televised sports ball was more important to him than screwing his wife. That's what you're whinging about?

I thought it was good

Liked the twist, thought it was another cucky post but nice surprise at the end-one I can truly identify with!

I Like the twist get over it

The ending was great.

Nice!

Cracked me up! Thanks for your clever story!

It's not much of a twist if you see it coming a mile away,

As soon as you wrote the Seymour was her "lover" for this evening, using the quotes for emphasis, it was all too obvious where this was going.

I have a difficult time believing that a man in his 50's

Can only go about 15 mins before cumming. I've never done it that fast and God knows my wife would like a quickie once in a while.

very neat

An excellent twist end.

Wow

I actually had to reread the 2nd paragraph twice, lmao. Cuckolded by a dildo!

2nd* to last

sometimes I just don't get this category

If you think your wife will be better off with out them leave her pay her bills and let her find happiness that is if you truly love her. but if you don't that why not be apart of the so called sex shes having !!!!!

1* Garbage.

predictable

No surprise ending. It was telegraphed early on.

honestly

Honestly, I generally don't comment on stories. How can someone let their own self-esteem get so low that they allow themselves to the cucked like that. This has no honor for either party.

A little decceptive, it fooled most readers, apparently

Leave woman to her own devices, she'll dig into her toybox. Apparently Seymour is the king of toys. No cucking here. Just a woman and her dildo.

A little surprise....

The surprise in the end made it 3*...This end put some value in the story....