from scratch ....... i would have given it 4.5. But from you I had high expectation for a first solo writer ... Maybe not meeting that expectation made this an OK read rather than a good read. Please try to do more original writing! I surely they will meet the high expectation like i have when I read you FTDS modification of other stories.
I liked it. Short and to the point. Not every story needs chapters and chapters of history. In this case the consequences didn't care what the reasons were. It happened and here is the retribution. It was interesting that she really did know him well enough to realize she better follow the plan. To bad she didn't remember what she knew about his personality earlier...
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Anonymous08/04/14
Glad
Since this is one of the few that gets to the point. Cheers mate!
Really, what's the différence with the most extreme cuckold storie ?
It's as much fantasy, with super-ninja-seal-hacker who has connection with everyting from Mobs to Government team to whatever super-spy thing is needed.
I prefer more realistic stories.
anyway 4*, it'is well written, and at least it's a change of pace from usual LW stories.
If only we all had a team of assassins willing to help us out now and then.
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Anonymous08/04/14
Another anon to the previous anon on 8/4..
The piece of shit is YOU, you pathetic piece of sorry asshole. Thank you FinishTheDamnStory, it is nice to have an author here who isn't the typical wimp gutless wonder cluck loving spineless idiot who posts here.
I think what many commenting readers on this site need to remember two important details. It's fiction. The nature of the site is fantasy. That means the author gets to choose the level of reality. He can have assassins, be a former Navy Seal, make the laws of the land what he wants them to be, or make the main character a wimp. It's his story. Read, don't read, that's your choice. Don't let a story spoil your breakfast!
Nice job FTDS! Short sweet and certainly to the point! Ya know, you do pretty well with beginnings too.
FTDS has written some very good endings to other people's stories. This story I just found to be pointless. Where one protagonist has so much power they can force others in the story to do what they dictate without any comeback or conflict, there is no story. For a story to be interesting there has to be some degree of interaction between the characters. This story can be stated in 4 sendtences:
"I found out my wife was cheating. I gave her and her lover the option of either leaving the state immediately in separate directions or eventually being killed. She did and lived. He didn’t and died."
There are too many unanswered questions. What did Jake Simmons do? How and why did he know the people he did? If Heather was so dumb, why was he attracted to her and married to her in the first place?
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Anonymous08/04/14
I have to agree with anon!
This was stupid and childish. The fact that the score is that high doesn't speak well the IQ of the Literotica reader.
I'm not a big fan of violence or when kids are involved but I really enjoyed your story.
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Anonymous08/04/14
Three Stars & That's Generous
Pity the kids raised by this sociopath of a husband. Wife understands this and obviously has husband whacked in follow up story. Look forward to reading that one.
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Anonymous08/04/14
good quick read
I don't care what the guys pouring out the negativity say. I got a kick out of it. Good quick read. Loved the segment from Garth.
Not directly related to this story, except as regards the wife's attitude. Like so many cheating wives here, she says she still loves her husband, but if he doesn't accept being a cuckold she will ruin him.
"... & more." Umm...I guess "more" could be anything, but I don't think this is what the site admins had in mind.
I get a laugh out of the BTB crowd, who go ape-shit crazy when a Fetish story is misclassified as LW, and yet they have no problem whatsoever with a non-erotic snuff fantasy like this being misclassified as LW.
No more stories in LW about humiliated hubbies being forced to lick the cum out of their wives' vaginas, and no more of this monotonous bullshit in LW, either. Deal?
It's almost funny that you think the violent, bitter misogynists like this author with his elaborate rape fantasies and snuff fantasies can be reasons with. Guys like this and his readers are everything wrong with this category, and there's nothing to be done about it since laurel is too afraid of losing readers to enforce the rules of this site in any meaningful way in this section.
This story was violent, non erotic crap that doesn't belong here.
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Anonymous08/04/14
And NO MORE
ASSHOLE, CREAMPIE EATING SWINGER "CUCK" JOE COMMENTS ........DEAL!!!!
Frist let me say I really like the writing you do to 'Finish the Story'. That being said, A few paragraphs does not a story make. Better stick with other writers stories.
5 stars for a fun and great first story FTDS. You also get a bonus 5 stars for getting the cuckboys like front and swinger upset :)
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Anonymous08/04/14
Swingerjoe and Frontline
If Im not mistaken this was fantasy.Why do both of you morons take this as gospel? The author had the courtesy to warn you the reader.that this was a BTB story.Can either of you nitwits read.BTB!! If.dont like these type stories dont read them Pretty simple.and it keeps both of.your panties from getting in a twist BTW This was a bit over the top for my taste but humorous none the less
Well done Sir! Thank you for continuously cleaning up this section with regards to the WACC writer stories. Without the likes of you and select others this section would be a cesspool of limp dicked writers
FLC just stated it perfectly. These stories are fictional fantasies, and no one is forced to read them. So why does the BTB crowd always get their "panties in a bunch" whenever someone posts a story in LW that features a hubby who enjoys sharing his wife?
The difference is that those stories actually belong in this category, as defined by the site. These BTB stories do not feature "extra-marital fun", swinging and/or sharing. Therefore, they don't belong in this category. Why is this simple concept so difficult for BTB'ers to understand?
I'll make you all another deal, since you didn't like the first one I offered. I'll stop commenting on these BTB stories being in the wrong category if you stop bitching and moaning about every story posted in this section that doesn't include murder and mutilation of wives and their lovers. Deal?
Not a realistic burn the bitch story. Over the top
Just like that he sets up his wife and lover for final goodby. Has the lover killed and chases the wife out of state. To unbelievable to make this story work. Why would she confront him or cheat if she took off so fast on his ultimatum. Not even remotely a believable story.
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Anonymous08/04/14
Lucky old Heather
She got away from this murderer. Most likely Jake's shitty attitude plus his connections to 'people in low places' got her to look outside the marriage in the first place. Too much of a coward to face up to his shortcomings. Marty was shot by a paid killer and the mother of his kids would have been next. (who is he coming for now?) And the kids, well they are just kids, so who cares?
Only in America.
What is the reason we have such strong feelings about the "other camp" in loving wives? There are people that feel differently than we do, so we have no choice but to write scathing critiques, filled with false logic, poor grammar, and misspelled words. It seems most readers are in one camp, or the other. Who really cares? Will these stories solve cancer or bring about world peace? Not likely.
The only problem that I see is that writers (quite naturally) want praise for their ideas and works. Most stories have no chance of high scores because half the readers are in the "other camp". Writers need to wean themselves off concern for scores and gentle, encouraging comments. Accept that readers can, and will, express their opinions, if allowed. Enjoy the diversity and the wide spectrum of comments. Expect mediocre scores. Writers need to write what they feel and quit crying about readers that hate their stuff. JPB should be our role model. He honestly doesn't give a shit. He writes for both camps (and pisses off both camps) and could care less what readers whine about, but he always allows them to vote and to leave comments. If we all adopt JPB's outlook, these back and forth attacks would end. Read the stories you like. Read the ones you don't like. Who really gives a shit? The answer to that question can be seen in these comments. You cannot change others. You can only control what you do and say. Why attack the asshole that thinks differently? But then again, that's allowed and part of the game. If you can't endure the slings and arrows, take up crochet.
As for this story. It was super boiler plate. The cheated husband held every card. He killed the lover, took away the kids, showed that he was stronger and had bigger balls than the lover. This is eaten up by readers that, for whatever reason, have a need for drastic revenge without any real plot or characters to sympathize with. This was taken from the BTB template where a few names are changed and the method of killing the lover is selected from a list. It is the perfect story to bring out the two camps in Lit, and it has. Writers need to write what they feel and stop pandering to either camp. Try using real words and actual plots. Entertain, enlighten, enrage and endure.
And as an added measure, I can believe that he is such a sociopath that losing someone who boned him and sucked his cock for 7 years meant absolutely nothing to him...as you outlined in the story. It was consistent for his character.
My quibble is that the wife had no inkling of exactly what he was. Supposedly HE had crystal clarity in every fold and rill of her mental topography. Somehow she was so incredibly stupid and inept to have zero idea of what he was. While I don't know many women like that, maybe you associate with a different caliber of female.
But this is a porn site. We need someone who is willing to offer up BTB murder porn for those who like such things. And while I won't be mired into the debate, I suppose this is as good a location as any for such offerings.
If you'd like, I can Finish this Damned Story...well...no, you wouldn't like it.
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Anonymous08/04/14
My 2 Cents
@ swinger joe and flc - on one hand your remarks have merit. It is a fantasy as are cuck stories. And it gave notice of being a BTB story as some cuck stories do. You say there was no extra marital fun. Of course there was, it was the wife's affair with "asshole #1". I assume she had fun, though she was as quick to throw him under the bus as she was to tell her "beloved" husband that she would destroy him in a divorce.
I suppose the difference is that in BTB as written the husband has control. In a cuck story the husband has degrading humiliation. He isn't sharing as sharing connotes a controlled decision. He has no choice. Several cuck writers have admitted that their work is a fetish, or gay male or bsmd. Since there are categories for that the BTB and even the RACC readers believe the cuck stories should be posted there. The real focus of a cuck story is not the marital relationship but rather the bull relationship. The BTB story is all about righting a perceived wrong to the marital relationship.
Finally there is such an uproar on cuck stories because there are so many written they overwhelm the site and most of them are so poorly .written
I happen to like your over the top fantasy stories. I'm sure that every person who has ever been cheated on has had similar fantasies, but would never act on them. I also find it hysterically funny that, whether you're putting a new ending on a story or creating your own, you ignite an insane amount of controversy and comments. Too bad you don't get paid by the comment darlin, you'd have a pretty good oncome Lol. If my opinion counts for anything, keep 'em coming!
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Anonymous08/04/14
Not sure which I liked better....
The story or Harddaysknight comment. (Although I will take a moment to poke him by suggesting that he really did not want us to knit something, rather he wanted us to hit the wooden balls through the wickets used in croquet. I could be wrong.). A good flash story for those in the BTB camp. I wonder how many people would actually like to do this to a cheating spouse, regardless of the cheater being the wife or the husband? As for the trolls (which I count myself as one) if you write and post something, we will come. You could argue the fine points as Harddaysknight did or simply throw up your hands and not allow voting or comments. Seems like a simple choice. But if you allow the comments and the votes you will continue to get the type of responses this story has garnered. This troll enjoyed the story. After all, it IS just a story, isn't it?
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Anonymous08/04/14
Is Marty's last name FrontLineCaster?
He's not smart enough to get out in time. Not smart enough... or too arrogant.
Either way, I hope it WAS fronty, that'll save the rest of us the pain of having to intentionally dismiss his crap from now on.
5 stars, from a mostly btb reader, who has softened once or twice when I've read a good story justifying reconciliation... but who is not a flying nutcase like that idiot.
A nice, tongue-in-cheek antidote to the overabundance of cuck crap around of late.
If you want murder to be the penalty for adultry, then become a Muslim, gather up a box of rocks, and move to the middle east.
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Anonymous08/04/14
Finnish the... story guy has flipped. It sucks
I like a good BTB story ending, but This is not one, not even close.. FTDS took one of cantbuymy's over the top templates tried to crank up the revenge factor even more and pass it of as literature... He might as well as had little green aliens inject a chemical into the wife that rewired the neurons in her brain to cut off her lovers testicles right after he deeded all his properties to her husband... At least that would be original and unfortunately about as believable as the one he penned. He might of been able to sell his ending substantially with story and character development but as it is, the believability chasm is just to vast, even for fantasy... I badly wanted to see the bitch burn, but it needs enough credibility for us to believe she really did.
...well that is my opinion. I like many of Finnish The Dam Story' s endings, but not this one. I am sure he can do better than this and at least get it within 20 light years of believability.
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Anonymous08/04/14
Over the top
You should stop ruining other people's stories. This stuff is way over the top, not particularly entertaining and kind of ridiculous.
It's**
A read.
Stick to finishing old stories.
Yup
It worked for me. Ignore previous poster.
how it would be in a just world, perhaps )
Maybe not all that likely, but a fun read nonetheless.
for a first time writer
from scratch ....... i would have given it 4.5. But from you I had high expectation for a first solo writer ... Maybe not meeting that expectation made this an OK read rather than a good read. Please try to do more original writing! I surely they will meet the high expectation like i have when I read you FTDS modification of other stories.
I liked it. Short and to the point. Not every story needs chapters and chapters of history. In this case the consequences didn't care what the reasons were. It happened and here is the retribution. It was interesting that she really did know him well enough to realize she better follow the plan. To bad she didn't remember what she knew about his personality earlier...
Glad
Since this is one of the few that gets to the point. Cheers mate!
Great Tale
If only it was that easy. Please continue with original material.
Five Stars
Same as cuckold stories
Really, what's the différence with the most extreme cuckold storie ?
It's as much fantasy, with super-ninja-seal-hacker who has connection with everyting from Mobs to Government team to whatever super-spy thing is needed.
I prefer more realistic stories.
anyway 4*, it'is well written, and at least it's a change of pace from usual LW stories.
I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE AN ARTIST IS NOT UP ON LYRICS
now he has to learn a dirge. TK U MLJ LV NV
Great story. Hope you keep writing originals as well as reviving old stories.
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FinishTheDamnStory - So what happened?
Over the top and yet another writer on this site who insists on USING the kids, piece of shit!
Touching! Very Touching!
I actually got a little choked up there towards the end. I love a happy ending with heart and soul and a flesh wound. Keep'em coming.
Enjoyed it
Thanks for the offering.
As usual excellent work...
...good to read you again. 5*
Great
Great story but you could have made ger suffet a tad more
Satisfying story
If only we all had a team of assassins willing to help us out now and then.
Another anon to the previous anon on 8/4..
The piece of shit is YOU, you pathetic piece of sorry asshole. Thank you FinishTheDamnStory, it is nice to have an author here who isn't the typical wimp gutless wonder cluck loving spineless idiot who posts here.
It's way past time
You have enough to say where you should continue writing your own story lines
Enough Already!
Come off it. This is just a simple-minded, childish fantasy. He's an immature idiot. I'd love to be her lawyer!
Hmmmm.....
I think what many commenting readers on this site need to remember two important details. It's fiction. The nature of the site is fantasy. That means the author gets to choose the level of reality. He can have assassins, be a former Navy Seal, make the laws of the land what he wants them to be, or make the main character a wimp. It's his story. Read, don't read, that's your choice. Don't let a story spoil your breakfast!
Nice job FTDS! Short sweet and certainly to the point! Ya know, you do pretty well with beginnings too.
didn't like it at all
FTDS has written some very good endings to other people's stories. This story I just found to be pointless. Where one protagonist has so much power they can force others in the story to do what they dictate without any comeback or conflict, there is no story. For a story to be interesting there has to be some degree of interaction between the characters. This story can be stated in 4 sendtences:
"I found out my wife was cheating. I gave her and her lover the option of either leaving the state immediately in separate directions or eventually being killed. She did and lived. He didn’t and died."
There are too many unanswered questions. What did Jake Simmons do? How and why did he know the people he did? If Heather was so dumb, why was he attracted to her and married to her in the first place?
I have to agree with anon!
This was stupid and childish. The fact that the score is that high doesn't speak well the IQ of the Literotica reader.
Thats how it should be done
I'm not a big fan of violence or when kids are involved but I really enjoyed your story.
Three Stars & That's Generous
Pity the kids raised by this sociopath of a husband. Wife understands this and obviously has husband whacked in follow up story. Look forward to reading that one.
good quick read
I don't care what the guys pouring out the negativity say. I got a kick out of it. Good quick read. Loved the segment from Garth.
Ultimatums
Not directly related to this story, except as regards the wife's attitude. Like so many cheating wives here, she says she still loves her husband, but if he doesn't accept being a cuckold she will ruin him.
Not exactly how you treat someone you love!
Wrong category
"Married extra-marital fun..." Extra-marital? Yes. Fun? No.
"...swinging" Nope.
"...sharing" Nope.
"... & more." Umm...I guess "more" could be anything, but I don't think this is what the site admins had in mind.
I get a laugh out of the BTB crowd, who go ape-shit crazy when a Fetish story is misclassified as LW, and yet they have no problem whatsoever with a non-erotic snuff fantasy like this being misclassified as LW.
No more stories in LW about humiliated hubbies being forced to lick the cum out of their wives' vaginas, and no more of this monotonous bullshit in LW, either. Deal?
swingerjoe
It's almost funny that you think the violent, bitter misogynists like this author with his elaborate rape fantasies and snuff fantasies can be reasons with. Guys like this and his readers are everything wrong with this category, and there's nothing to be done about it since laurel is too afraid of losing readers to enforce the rules of this site in any meaningful way in this section.
This story was violent, non erotic crap that doesn't belong here.
And NO MORE
ASSHOLE, CREAMPIE EATING SWINGER "CUCK" JOE COMMENTS ........DEAL!!!!
3 Stars:
Frist let me say I really like the writing you do to 'Finish the Story'. That being said, A few paragraphs does not a story make. Better stick with other writers stories.
5 *
5 stars for a fun and great first story FTDS. You also get a bonus 5 stars for getting the cuckboys like front and swinger upset :)
Swingerjoe and Frontline
If Im not mistaken this was fantasy.Why do both of you morons take this as gospel? The author had the courtesy to warn you the reader.that this was a BTB story.Can either of you nitwits read.BTB!! If.dont like these type stories dont read them Pretty simple.and it keeps both of.your panties from getting in a twist BTW This was a bit over the top for my taste but humorous none the less
interesting
How you anons never take that same above about cuckold stories
"Captain Clean Up" Srikes Again!!
Well done Sir! Thank you for continuously cleaning up this section with regards to the WACC writer stories. Without the likes of you and select others this section would be a cesspool of limp dicked writers
Annony
FLC just stated it perfectly. These stories are fictional fantasies, and no one is forced to read them. So why does the BTB crowd always get their "panties in a bunch" whenever someone posts a story in LW that features a hubby who enjoys sharing his wife?
The difference is that those stories actually belong in this category, as defined by the site. These BTB stories do not feature "extra-marital fun", swinging and/or sharing. Therefore, they don't belong in this category. Why is this simple concept so difficult for BTB'ers to understand?
I'll make you all another deal, since you didn't like the first one I offered. I'll stop commenting on these BTB stories being in the wrong category if you stop bitching and moaning about every story posted in this section that doesn't include murder and mutilation of wives and their lovers. Deal?
Nice little BTB fantasy
Nice way to start the morning......
Not a realistic burn the bitch story. Over the top
Just like that he sets up his wife and lover for final goodby. Has the lover killed and chases the wife out of state. To unbelievable to make this story work. Why would she confront him or cheat if she took off so fast on his ultimatum. Not even remotely a believable story.
Lucky old Heather
She got away from this murderer. Most likely Jake's shitty attitude plus his connections to 'people in low places' got her to look outside the marriage in the first place. Too much of a coward to face up to his shortcomings. Marty was shot by a paid killer and the mother of his kids would have been next. (who is he coming for now?) And the kids, well they are just kids, so who cares?
Only in America.
Another 5
Best BTB ever.
The debate continues.
What is the reason we have such strong feelings about the "other camp" in loving wives? There are people that feel differently than we do, so we have no choice but to write scathing critiques, filled with false logic, poor grammar, and misspelled words. It seems most readers are in one camp, or the other. Who really cares? Will these stories solve cancer or bring about world peace? Not likely.
The only problem that I see is that writers (quite naturally) want praise for their ideas and works. Most stories have no chance of high scores because half the readers are in the "other camp". Writers need to wean themselves off concern for scores and gentle, encouraging comments. Accept that readers can, and will, express their opinions, if allowed. Enjoy the diversity and the wide spectrum of comments. Expect mediocre scores. Writers need to write what they feel and quit crying about readers that hate their stuff. JPB should be our role model. He honestly doesn't give a shit. He writes for both camps (and pisses off both camps) and could care less what readers whine about, but he always allows them to vote and to leave comments. If we all adopt JPB's outlook, these back and forth attacks would end. Read the stories you like. Read the ones you don't like. Who really gives a shit? The answer to that question can be seen in these comments. You cannot change others. You can only control what you do and say. Why attack the asshole that thinks differently? But then again, that's allowed and part of the game. If you can't endure the slings and arrows, take up crochet.
As for this story. It was super boiler plate. The cheated husband held every card. He killed the lover, took away the kids, showed that he was stronger and had bigger balls than the lover. This is eaten up by readers that, for whatever reason, have a need for drastic revenge without any real plot or characters to sympathize with. This was taken from the BTB template where a few names are changed and the method of killing the lover is selected from a list. It is the perfect story to bring out the two camps in Lit, and it has. Writers need to write what they feel and stop pandering to either camp. Try using real words and actual plots. Entertain, enlighten, enrage and endure.
I believe a person can have friends like that
And as an added measure, I can believe that he is such a sociopath that losing someone who boned him and sucked his cock for 7 years meant absolutely nothing to him...as you outlined in the story. It was consistent for his character.
My quibble is that the wife had no inkling of exactly what he was. Supposedly HE had crystal clarity in every fold and rill of her mental topography. Somehow she was so incredibly stupid and inept to have zero idea of what he was. While I don't know many women like that, maybe you associate with a different caliber of female.
But this is a porn site. We need someone who is willing to offer up BTB murder porn for those who like such things. And while I won't be mired into the debate, I suppose this is as good a location as any for such offerings.
If you'd like, I can Finish this Damned Story...well...no, you wouldn't like it.
My 2 Cents
@ swinger joe and flc - on one hand your remarks have merit. It is a fantasy as are cuck stories. And it gave notice of being a BTB story as some cuck stories do. You say there was no extra marital fun. Of course there was, it was the wife's affair with "asshole #1". I assume she had fun, though she was as quick to throw him under the bus as she was to tell her "beloved" husband that she would destroy him in a divorce.
I suppose the difference is that in BTB as written the husband has control. In a cuck story the husband has degrading humiliation. He isn't sharing as sharing connotes a controlled decision. He has no choice. Several cuck writers have admitted that their work is a fetish, or gay male or bsmd. Since there are categories for that the BTB and even the RACC readers believe the cuck stories should be posted there. The real focus of a cuck story is not the marital relationship but rather the bull relationship. The BTB story is all about righting a perceived wrong to the marital relationship.
Finally there is such an uproar on cuck stories because there are so many written they overwhelm the site and most of them are so poorly .written
To FTDS I enjoyed your brief tale keep it up.
I happen to like your over the top fantasy stories. I'm sure that every person who has ever been cheated on has had similar fantasies, but would never act on them. I also find it hysterically funny that, whether you're putting a new ending on a story or creating your own, you ignite an insane amount of controversy and comments. Too bad you don't get paid by the comment darlin, you'd have a pretty good oncome Lol. If my opinion counts for anything, keep 'em coming!
Not sure which I liked better....
The story or Harddaysknight comment. (Although I will take a moment to poke him by suggesting that he really did not want us to knit something, rather he wanted us to hit the wooden balls through the wickets used in croquet. I could be wrong.). A good flash story for those in the BTB camp. I wonder how many people would actually like to do this to a cheating spouse, regardless of the cheater being the wife or the husband? As for the trolls (which I count myself as one) if you write and post something, we will come. You could argue the fine points as Harddaysknight did or simply throw up your hands and not allow voting or comments. Seems like a simple choice. But if you allow the comments and the votes you will continue to get the type of responses this story has garnered. This troll enjoyed the story. After all, it IS just a story, isn't it?
Is Marty's last name FrontLineCaster?
He's not smart enough to get out in time. Not smart enough... or too arrogant.
Either way, I hope it WAS fronty, that'll save the rest of us the pain of having to intentionally dismiss his crap from now on.
5 stars, from a mostly btb reader, who has softened once or twice when I've read a good story justifying reconciliation... but who is not a flying nutcase like that idiot.
A nice, tongue-in-cheek antidote to the overabundance of cuck crap around of late.
not my cup of tea
If you want murder to be the penalty for adultry, then become a Muslim, gather up a box of rocks, and move to the middle east.
Finnish the... story guy has flipped. It sucks
I like a good BTB story ending, but This is not one, not even close.. FTDS took one of cantbuymy's over the top templates tried to crank up the revenge factor even more and pass it of as literature... He might as well as had little green aliens inject a chemical into the wife that rewired the neurons in her brain to cut off her lovers testicles right after he deeded all his properties to her husband... At least that would be original and unfortunately about as believable as the one he penned. He might of been able to sell his ending substantially with story and character development but as it is, the believability chasm is just to vast, even for fantasy... I badly wanted to see the bitch burn, but it needs enough credibility for us to believe she really did.
...well that is my opinion. I like many of Finnish The Dam Story' s endings, but not this one. I am sure he can do better than this and at least get it within 20 light years of believability.
Over the top
You should stop ruining other people's stories. This stuff is way over the top, not particularly entertaining and kind of ridiculous.
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