Clearly written as a lark and for laughs, but not without interesting overtones
Solid madcap story, but might have been excellent if it examined the question of to what degree was Bonnie cheating ? With polyamorous activity confined to above the waist and below the neck, the husband had zero risk of raising another man's child or hazarding exposure to STDs. Those are the two main areas of concern with cheating, although the lying isn't to wife's credit.
All I'm saying is that in this case and cause, the coverup was indeed worse then the crime. If only Bonnie had agreed to be open about making 'a clean breast (s)' of her actual hot spots and outsourced the rest of below the belt carnality to Julie, the narrator could have had a two-fer. Kudos to imhapless for kickstarting some mirthful musing .
The real problem weren't the boobgasms, because he gave them to her, sinde he found out about them...The real problem was that she was a cheating whore all her life, she liked variety. Of course she offered him her holes for ever, because for her those holes only served for body functions (eat, pee and shit). But this is a good story...
"I will only have sexual intercourse with you as long as we are married." means I will not have sexual intercourse with you before or after we are married.
What you meant to say was "I will have sexual intercourse only with you as long as we are married."
Going by his repeatedly mentioning her "parsing" everything she said and her actions it is more likely that she said it that way and left it for him to misinterpret, thus leaving herself wiggle room for her other activities.
She is a lawyer, they are well known for taking advantage of others misunderstandings.
Lance ... the statement is NOT erroneous ... it IS ambiguous. It could mean 'no nookie until after the ceremony, nor after we divorce.' It could mean what Hubby assumed it meant, or it could mean what Lance said! Lance did provide a precise statement for what Hubby was hoping, BUT it still would only restrict Sweetie's exclusivity promise to sexual intercourse, which is (unlike Clinton's claim of no sexual relations) commonly interpreted to mean coitus.
That wording of her vows would have put me on alert immediately. When the lawyer found about the boys at the gymn that should have been the end because the scale of
her cheating would be obvious....
English
Never EVER Trust a Lawyer
and for god's-sake don't marry one ;)
Good read!
Warning
After she warned Flint, he should have known he couldn't trust her again. She chose sides then. Why didn't he make more of that betrayal?
Clearly written as a lark and for laughs, but not without interesting overtones
Solid madcap story, but might have been excellent if it examined the question of to what degree was Bonnie cheating ? With polyamorous activity confined to above the waist and below the neck, the husband had zero risk of raising another man's child or hazarding exposure to STDs. Those are the two main areas of concern with cheating, although the lying isn't to wife's credit.
All I'm saying is that in this case and cause, the coverup was indeed worse then the crime. If only Bonnie had agreed to be open about making 'a clean breast (s)' of her actual hot spots and outsourced the rest of below the belt carnality to Julie, the narrator could have had a two-fer. Kudos to imhapless for kickstarting some mirthful musing .
The problem...
The real problem weren't the boobgasms, because he gave them to her, sinde he found out about them...The real problem was that she was a cheating whore all her life, she liked variety. Of course she offered him her holes for ever, because for her those holes only served for body functions (eat, pee and shit). But this is a good story...
Cute story
major grammar error:
"I will only have sexual intercourse with you as long as we are married." means I will not have sexual intercourse with you before or after we are married.
What you meant to say was "I will have sexual intercourse only with you as long as we are married."
@ lance_spearman
Going by his repeatedly mentioning her "parsing" everything she said and her actions it is more likely that she said it that way and left it for him to misinterpret, thus leaving herself wiggle room for her other activities.
She is a lawyer, they are well known for taking advantage of others misunderstandings.
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Amusing and sad a so full of bullshit. "Boobgasms"? Cum on -- or is it come on? Cheers!
@Tw0Cr0ws
One lawyer to another: "Why is it that 99% of lawyers give the rest of the profession a bad reputation?"
Point taken!!
Also @ Lance
First, I agree with LSD that it was a cute story.
Lance ... the statement is NOT erroneous ... it IS ambiguous. It could mean 'no nookie until after the ceremony, nor after we divorce.' It could mean what Hubby assumed it meant, or it could mean what Lance said! Lance did provide a precise statement for what Hubby was hoping, BUT it still would only restrict Sweetie's exclusivity promise to sexual intercourse, which is (unlike Clinton's claim of no sexual relations) commonly interpreted to mean coitus.
Enjoyed it
very fun read.
NICE STORY
I really enjoyed reading this story. Good job
coffee and details
Just an editing detail - a barista makes coffee; a barrister is a British lawyer.
5*
Well writen, thanks for writing
Nicely Done
That wording of her vows would have put me on alert immediately. When the lawyer found about the boys at the gymn that should have been the end because the scale of
her cheating would be obvious....
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