SusanJillParker Turns Republican

Say it isn't so Susan Jill Parker...

another blonde babe lost to "Them". Thanks for the laughs.

Still laughing as I try to type this.

You are still the best, Susan. I really enjoy reading all that you write and submit.

Satirical Satyricon

SJP, you've done it again, another poignardic humoresque.

When referring to the GOP, it is important to remember that 'Grand Old Party' is not an oxymoron. Instead it is an euhemerism. Based on the fact that all the Black Republicans died out two generations ago.

Replaced by the dixiecrats. who had cravenly stampeded from the Democratic Party over the Civil Rights Act.

On many points she hit the nail on the head about both political parties.

It is too bad Susan Jill Parker did not go to J School after she completed her Degree in English and get a Masters Degree in Journalism. She would make a super syndicated news commentator especially on domestic and social events and issues in America. If nothing else Susan it pays better than writing erotica.

Is this a ture story

Hi Susan
Is this a ture story? I hope it is. Keep up the good stories . Looking for some new one soon . I give this story & all of your stories a 5 Stars I wish I could give more the a 5 Stars.

Wyndell

Very erotic. Finally, someone has posted the story of the greatest sex act in the history of the United States. And where more appropriate than Literotica?

I'm joining your new party first thing in the morning.

It has always bothered me that the non-wealthy continued to be sulky and uppity, acting as though their children were entitled to the same rights as their superiors.

This is America where the 99% should know their place and step aside and bend over. Furthermore, let's quit acting as though you don't like it when we rich folks shove it in deep. What do you want--lubrication?

Sorry. The Supreme Court has said no lube and no crumbs. Wiggle it and moan loudly. After all, you should feel privileged to serve us.

Thank you, Susan Jill Parker. You're an example of a real American.

Holy Hannah 2!

Hank: "Did you see what SJP wrote about Republicans"?
Frank: "No, what"?
Hank: "She said Republicans are jerks"!
Frank: "So, ever'body knows that."
Hank: "Omigod, !, I'm in love."
Frank: "Hank, for you, love is a big hamburger"!
Hank: "I dunno, Frank. This might be the real thing. Not only is she a babe, but she's actually got a brain. What a turn-on"!
Frank: "Man, that is dowright UNFAIR! It's bad enough that these smokin' hot babes outclass guys like us anyway. But, then, to be SMARTER than us to boot!..... Well, damn, it just ain't fair"!
Hank: "Yeah, life can be a meanie."

GR8 Satirical Writing; Oops, Too Bad "Facts" Aren't Factual!

Susan, I really enjoy your writing style - not like others here or elsewhere! This piece is splendidly written satire! It's too bad, however, that your "facts" just AREN'T!

One example is your statement regarding rich Americans being Republicans. It just sounds great to support your satire but it ain't so! Of the top 20 wealthiest Americans, 16 are Democrats! See:https://politicalvelcraft.org/2011/11/26/forbe s-top-20-richest-1-living-in-america-17-of-the-top-2 0-are-democrats-surprised-they-are-the-big-liars-t he-party-of-wall-street-the-party-of-ge-the-party-o f-communism-and-the-p/. Also, think of Hollywood - nearly all actors are liberals and they surely aren't poor!

I could go on but won't cuz it's a really funny piece! A give it a 5 for writing style but a 1.5 for accuracy; net rating, IMHO, is a 3.

Keep on writing, though! I enjoy it!

@RalphS74650 Interesting comment about the top 20, but I can't confirm you claim

According to Forbes "Of the 50 richest families, 28 mainly donate to Republicans and only seven contribute mainly to Democrats. Not all families stay on the same side of the political spectrum — 15 support candidates from both parties."

http://www.forbes.com/sites/katiasavchu k/2014/07/09/are-americas-richest-families-republi cans-or-democrats/#3d6edb23717e

In the current Forbes top 20 are 4 Waltons family members (R), 3 Mars family members (R), 2 Koch family members (R), plus Sheldon Adelson (R), Larry Ellison (R), Michael Bloomberg (R), Phil Knight (R), just to name a few.

LOL

TOO FUNNY! mostly a crock of cliché shit. might help to check out facts and not just recite the party line. my grand dad always voted dem he said they were the party of the little gut. I wish he was here....the dems are the party of the little and BY GOD they intend to keep them little. the party is based on keeping people dependent. Also women have it all, they have half the money in the world and ALL the pussy.

sorry little guy