All Comments on 'Emptied Purse'

Wow It works in so many ways!

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I didn't see that coming. Great little story.

is for ever a dangerous sort of gossip. TK U MLJ LV NV

Oh yeah! I learned the hard way, never to open the Holy of Holies without explicit directions for what I was permitted to retrieve.

My wife's purse was indeed an Inner Sanctum, as restricted of access as her vagina.

Great story and what a twisted ending.

the ending was obvious. But still a fun read...

He deserves whatever happens next.

He has gone this far, fuck it, he should just tough it out.

This was actually kind of a cool story the poor sap. LOL good job with this story.

That's how you take care of a worthless cheating cunt. No mercy.

Five Stars

I said I would not read your stories again after Fat Chance, but I had a feeling about this one and really enjoyed it. Five stars. I think he did well. The only reason for a wife to go to a club without her husband is to cheat. Ditto for a cheating husband. Burn all cheaters to the ground.

It wasn't his wife's purse, it wasn't her phone, it wasn't her pregnancy, the pictures were not of her boyfriend.

It was his knee jerk reaction and he will be the one paying the consequences.

read the story before commenting, you are no better than the husband who blew up before getting all the facts.

He interpreted everything in the purse wrong and it seems to me most of the commentators got all wrong! Great Story.

I can't believe it. I got it wrong. It was the friends purse, not the wife's. I don't know what the fuck I read, but I must have been half-asleep when I read it. I say that because I don't drink. This is why it's in the Humor section, not in LW. Damn, now go find the cat.

We often leap before we look.

You're married to someone for years and rather than FIRST thinking the more likely thing of someone else's purse you automatically jump to a cheating spouse.

You get what you deserve in that case.

I mean most men recognize the wife's purse unless they're totally oblivious to what's going on around them or their wife is a purse whore with dozens of purses. And amongst all that garbage that fell out where was her wallet with her driver's license? Just a couple of holes in this one.

Hi Anonymous, hopefully I can address your issues. My wife has two "everyday" purses, a green one if out shopping alone or with me, and a bigger black one with room for spare nappies, wipes, treats, drinks, etc, if we are looking after one or more of the grandkids. As for evening bags, my wife has an unknown number of other bags, which tend to match her shoes, dress, or eyeshadow for all I know. If I am working nights or at a football match and have no idea what she was wearing when she left the house, I couldn't even guess the colour or style of her bag. As for driving licence and ID, in the UK we haven't have IDs since about 1955 and have no legal requirement to carry a drivers licence; if we are stopped by police we have 7 days to present our documents to a police station of our choice.

horrified

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so ok , why am i still smiling and laughing 15mins after reading this story...

omg so easily done , there but for the grace of

Poor sod. I bet this will be the first day of his new life.

A nice parody on the overkill common to the l.w. genre.

Trust is not a laughing matter, it's said. How true.

Spencerfiction, you should safely 'purse' the 5* you've been given. :-).

No ID necessary in the U.K., it is after all a free country. Pubs require those looking under 18 to provide proof before buying achohol, but if you are over 16 alcohol can be bought for you.

If caught speeding (and our speeding rules allow you to exceed the speed limit by 10% plus 1 before persecution, so in a 50mph zone you can do 56mph and in a 60mph zone 67mph is acceptable. Of course you don't need your licence or insurance papers because all the details on on the police car's dashboard before they stop you, this is the 21st century for crying out loud!. If they are suspiscuous that you are not who you say you are, then you have 7 days to take your documents to a police station of your convenience. Isn't that civilised?

She-it man! This is one funny story Thanks see ya!

😂🤣😂👍🏻

But it really points out the message that you should never make assumptions about "obvious" evidence and should ask questions about what you don't know for sure.

Haha shit happens

Great story🤣. He is in deep sh*t. LOL.

UK: Handbag = US: Purse

UK: Purse = US: Wallet

There is no need to carry any ID, it is a free country.

A little bit of trust goes a long way, I knew the story was going that way it was way to obvious and besides what does revenge get you?......Good story though.

LOL may as well move out now

It was obvious from the start. I like to see an epilogue where his trying to explain...