8a.m.- All the Assholes Are Awake

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Swinging his wood around like a chid at play,
Drinking a budweiser at 8a.m.,
Driving like a complete asshole,
Setting his balls wherever he wants,
Washing them in to front of everyone

-Arrogant, golfer prick.

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estragonestragonover 13 years ago
Cute

Cute. And he's proud of his putts.

AmyfriendAmyfriendabout 17 years ago
Interesting...

I'm sure it was written to infer something else... but the ending cinched it. Nicely done.

LeBrozLeBrozabout 17 years ago
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A saving grace of a temp at 2° F and a half foot of snow ~ no golf!

duddle146duddle146over 17 years ago
Arrogant!

The guy is golf-ully rude and arrogant. whimsical.

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