A knote to the editer

A kNote to the Editer

Sitting at the compture, she got mad
Would you stop messin with my ADVERBIAL cLAUSES!
i like them!
so they're

And whassup with the CAPS
I Llke them to.

Their kewl.

... thats not and eclipses
. . . this is
these thingies—are cool two
that just aint write!!!!!!!!!!!!
for you to be so critical

I can rite AHHHHHHHHHHHHH if i wanna
come over hear and tries and stop me.
I'm 5"2" and biggest then you.

aint you got any cents womans?
ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I dont got to chenge it if i dont wanna

And tenses?
Blowing a bubble and letting it pop, she moving forward and kissing her.
Sounds O.K.A.Y to me.

I only used italics seven-teen times
thats not too many isn't it?
Ya know its for emphaticalness.

i like doing this—
then writing goobledygook
—and doing this.
I thinked it was smartical.

"This sucks," she smirked.
A smirk can be a tag, huh!
The noirve of some people.

Who made up the rule about -ly words?
Its simply not faire. I use them beautifully, just kindly ask me sweetly please.
Ill tale you!!!!!

I love her.
and wanna sey thank you

so hear goes, "thank you!!!!!!!!!!"

Now were is my past participle?
I knowed I seen it--

Hah, I showed her she got her jest desert.

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*Rose* to MistressLynn