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Click hereI once had a friend named Martini
Who wore on his head a pink beany
On his feet were his shoes
And in many bright hues
Were the laces he ran in betweeny
Our Martini was blessed with a chin
That was square, finely chiselled and thin
ly layered with hair
As if a wombat lived there
But all we ever saw, was a grin
Now Martini has talented toes
Because they twinkle wherever he goes
And when music's around
They fair twitch at the sound
and then stiffen in a bewitching pose
Although famous for unsettling grace
Our Martini also had a nice face
On which sat cute young girls
18+, pigtails, curls
Just as long as there was enough space
And for work our Martini was blessed
With the skill to harrass, bitch and test
He would point, he would yell
He would scream, cast a spell
Till the evil ones died or confessed
So Martini had no need to niggle
Every part of his life was a giggle
And the moral is clear
Forget goodwill or cheer
Just smile, while they sit there and wiggle
Oh what a guy is Martini. This poet has with words almost revealed everything you would ever want to know, and more about this character. Fun and witty!