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Click hereMy darling daughter Hanna turned 5 the other day.
She asked if she could dress as a big girl now, and I told her it was OK.
But as I put the frosting upon her birthday cake,
she came out from the bathroom; and I cried: "for goodness' sake!"
She'd stuffed my bra wth rolled-up socks,
and used plenty of spray to tame her locks.
She staggered around in my high-heeled shoes;
a thong revealed a non-existant caboose.
Her tummy was bare, and with the warpaint one almost mistook her
for a 4 feet tall, skinny, little hooker.
Then she opened her mouth and summoned my fears:
-"Look, mum! I look just like Britney Spears!"
This poem was mentioned in the Archival Review thread, in a picking through Lit's archive of over 34,000 poems.
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Today's kids all want to be older. I remember being so young, the pleasures of living for the moment ~~ at least until the hormones kicked in and then the moment took on new meanings. Ahhh, to live those pre-hormonal days again...
Today's kids all want to be older. I remember being so young, the pleasures of living for the moment ~~ at least until the hormones kicked in and then the moment took on new meanings. Ahhh, to live those pre-hormonal days again...
very cute...but look at Britney now..she's taken on the role of a fat slutty pig
Mothers of little girls everywhere probably could relate a similar version of this cute little poem. I thought the illustration was quite appropriate for the verses. A cute little rendering
~ sure to bring a smile.
That was one hell of a poem.
made me look at my own two girls,and look back on my other grown (always)daughter.
Had me cracking up.Dammnn good poem.
This really made me laugh. Reminds me of one of my girls. They sure can be silly at times- thinking and wanting to be all grown up.
The problem with this piece was the meter,which caused problems with the flow. It needed to be consistant all the way through.
Never to hurt and only to help.
Dana
If only she was you would have a money making machine. lol