tagNon-Erotic PoetryA Serious Habit!

A Serious Habit!

byUncle Pervey©

If you find that you are getting,
A bad case of constipation.
If you take some "Colace" for help,
You'll get some gratification!

Don't listen to that "silly" talk,
And all of those "dire" predictions.
About how you'll get "hooked" on it,
And then have a "strong" addiction!

"Colace" is made for just one thing,
And that's just for bowel movement!
Addiction shouldn't be implied,
And there's some, you shouldn't prevent!

If for some reason you forget,
And you're "caught up" in a hard bind.
Use "Philips Milk of Magnesia,"
It works "gentle," and it is kind!

No one wants to have "Blowouts" friend,
They tend to "Blow" in the "wrong" place.
Use "Philips" for emergencies,
But make your "Habit," your "Colace!!"

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