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Click heretotally meant 2 be tongue and cheek:-)
Now I lay me down 2 sleep
I pray for a man who's not a CREEP
one who's handsome smart & strong
one who's WILLY is THICK & LONG:-)
one who thinks before he speaks
when he promises 2 call he won't wait for weeks
I pray that he's gainfully employed
and when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed
pulls out my chair & opens my door
massage's my back & begs 2 do more
Oh! send me a man who'll make LOVE 2 my mind
knows just what 2 say when I ask "how big's my behind"??
one who'll make LOVE till my body's a twitchin
in the hall, the garden, and even the kitchen
I pray this man will LOVE me no end
and never attempts 2 shag my very best friend
and as I kneel and pray by my bed
I look at the ****head you sent me instead