All was dandy

There was a time when all was dandy,
the two of us sipping brandy,
our love, our life sweet as candy,
then along came fucking Randy!

No more us it wasn't fair,
he always happened to be there.
We hinted to leave with no effect,
the mother fucker showed disrespect.

He had money stashed away,
but he hung around every day.
His thought of saving his money,
fucking Angie and calling her honey.
Soon he would have her kicked out,
by sneeking and lurking all about.

Angela felt sorry for the poor fuck,
she thought the poor guy had no luck.
Falling for him cause he cleaned her house,
she liked to have her little mouse.

Fuck old Tom she would say,
cause her mouse was cleaning every day.
The mouse could have had his own place,
but he wouldn't have Angie to sit on his face.

So the plotting and destroying of Angie and Tom,
went on and on and on and on.

Angie still falls for his sad story,
Randy still lives without a worry.
As long as he keeps Tom away,
he will have Angie to play with another day.

Well Tom has had enough of this shit,
Randy the mouse is gonna get hit,
then Angie is sure to throw a fit,
that fucking Tom should have quit.
So Randy has won, he has his honey,
poor Angie is sad still without money.

Hopefully there is love somewhere in there,
maybe someday she will care,
but for now it's all over is all I can say,
love will come another day.