- Erotic Poetry
- April's Fool
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Just because I loved her so
Did I have to forfeit my mischievous soul?
All I did was pull a simple April fool's joke
I never imagined the anger it would provoke
Staying overnight for a little sex
I put my clandestine plan
Into effect!
When she awoke, to her unpleasant surprise
I switched her panties with an identical pair
But of a much smaller size
Pulling and tugging to make them fit
When her frustration became apparent
I applied my sober wit
I suggested her altered figure
From my observatory perspective
Was due to her butt getting bigger
I begged her to stop her fighting
And succumb to the fact
That instead she consider dieting
Holy Shit!
Did she get pissed!
When I confessed that I pranked her
In the spirit of April 1st
I only infuriated her anger
Is there no humor between lovers and friends?
Obviously not, for when she walked out the door
I never saw her face again
- COMMENTS
HoneyAdoredalmost 10 years agoAt the end of the day, would you trade your sense of humour, to be with a woman that does not have one? Maybe for a night of passion you would but that could lead to a lifetime of regret. Look on the bright side, you had a lucky escape and it gave you a winning poem :)
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snugglebuckabout 10 years agoAuthorWhat I wrote is true. I'd certainly delete the poem if she came walking back through the door. (sob!)
