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Click herepoetry is art
art is excrement
surfeit lifewaste
unneeded unnecessariness
poets
you take a shit
you look at your creation
you wipe yourself
there's your poem
smeared on the paper
you like the smell
it arouses you
you can't bear to flush it away
poets are
coprophiliacs
little piggies
little piggies
oink oink oink
you don't fool me
i see what you are up to
even if you don't
you only fool yourselves
nothing
pretending to be
something
artifice
fartifice
fuck you
using poetry (yes, poetry) as a vehicle to dig at poetry and poets. Points for that.
Pot calling the kettle black.
next time you go to the loo
you know, doing number two...
what ends up on your paper there
and also stains in your underwear
when your mouth is open, that's what we see
maybe you should stick to playing with wee
tit for tat, you and scat
belong together like fleas and a cat
go back to your gutter and play with your poo
the world is better without the likes of you
oh come on now little bubbles, that last one was funny, this is not really even clever. Except that word of the day you used in there. I bet my three year old would like it though, he is really into poop jokes right now. He thinks his poopy diapers are cool. Maybe he will grow up to be an art critic. :) Maybe #3 will have a penis in it. Isnt that the next stage? You missed oral!