Belly Aches!byUncle Pervey©
Everybody gets a Belly ache,
At one time in his or her life.
You'll get a fever, and get the squirts,
And feel like you're stabbed with a knife!
There's a bright side to this condition,
Piles AIN'T "gonna" bother you none.
You'll spend LOTS of time on your commode,
And you'll stay busy, on the run!!