Best Anchor Man Was..?byUncle Pervey©
I'm going to tell you the truth now Bud,
The best news caster was Roger Mudd.
He was much better than was old Dan,
But Dan Rather had the bigger "can!"
Roger looked like a prune, but he'd work,
While Dan Rather wore his silly smirk.
It was a case of "Polli-tickin',"
Roger Mudd never, took a "lickin'!"
Now old Dan Rather, has gone away,
His "I know it all" smirk's gone today!
But there's still a mystery here Bud,
Whatever happened to Roger Mudd??