Charlie Brown's Cure!

Charlie Brown tried to kick the football,
But Lucy kept jerking it back.
Lucy thought it was a lot of fun,
Til Charlie's foot jammed in her crack!

Lucy jumped up with an angry squall,
"Kick the football! Not me," she frowned.
"Now just look at what you did to me,
The back of my dress is stained brown!"

Lucy learned her lesson WELL that day,
And now she holds the football still.
She don't jerk the ball away no more,
Cause she don't want her butthole "tilled!!"