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Click hereI love Christmas, don't get me wrong
but my worst gift ever was a thong.
Back then I weighed 200 pounds,
that thing wouldn't even fit around.
My husband thought it would be funny
so he bought one with a tail like a bunny.
Did he think I would wear this? Oh yes!
That man had lost his mind, I guess.
I finally got over it, I'll be okay,
what goes around, comes around they say.
This year he'll get something that I want.
Underwear shaped like an elephant trunk!
Keep buying those pesky presents to each other (but don't foget to reprt to us in a timely manner).
Funny stuff. Why do so many men like thongs?
Me? Give me a short skirt and a white pair of panties. Not for me, of course, I'm not into that stuff, for my woman.
I love it.
I loved it! That was a way to get back at him :-)
Men think they are so funny when they give the
wife such presents!
Something quite akin to this happened to me this year... I didn't have a tail, though I was tiger-skinned (give it to me, Tiger - a long-standing joke).
For Valentine's, I plan to offer up a copy of your poem in reply; it's just too hard to resist!