Distinguished & European Will

Distinguished  & European Will

He was a distinguished old man
Very European
Demanded that his penis
Be always very clean
He preferred his women younger
Younger by much
Knowing he would die before
Any of those he touched

His wealth was evident
By the generosity he spent
He  provided for his consorts
Every place they went
They dined in places chic
Hotels of fame to speak
In his lapel a carnation flower
Under his arm Pepe, his Chihuahua

He told each and every
Of his feminine bevies
That upon his demise
There would be a great surprise
A treasure or a jewel
A pension for each would rule
So they might remember with cheer
That he loved them would be clear

Then he would smile
Fondle them a while
And finish with a flourish
That he said would nourish
Or else a gentle plowing
If they would be allowing
Of course Pepe watched this all
Well mannered without gall

In time the village church tower
Proclaimed the hour esteemed
That our ancient European,
Had departed from the scene
The mayor offered the ovation
The preacher prayed in recitation
They carried him we assume
To an alabaster tomb

Each of the ladies met in the foyer
Of the office of his lawyer
Sad in tears, very still
To listen to the recitation of his will
"To each of you I do bequeath
A simple flowered garland wreath
And the remainder of the estate this hour
Goes to Pepe my Chihuahua"

There was contestation in the hall
Some fainted off the stall
Others cried or cursed their fate
And the man they used to date
Only one shivered and cowered
There before the bower
With a love beyond that hour
Pepe, his golden haired Chihuahua  

There is of course a moral
 to this tale that is less floral
Promises made in the name of love
Are not enforced from up above
Do not offer love with the intention
That it will earn you a life long pension
Recall instead this valued prologue
It is not the tail that wags the dog