- Erotic Poetry
- Divorce
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Divorce
Diet doctors and aerobics instructors say they’ve never seen me as slim.
Introducing you to my handsome and rich boyfriend, oh, how you must hate him.
Very good idea for us to divorce, I never would have considered it,
Of course, I’m sorry you’re not doing well. What happened to Dolly with the big tits?
Rio was fun. Hawaii wonderful, can’t wait to see Italy and France.
Call you first chance when I return from France to see if you mailed the alimony.
Even my lawyer says he’s never seen me as happy after ending holy matrimony.
- COMMENTS
Anonymousabout 17 years agoVery funny. I did not see the DIVORCE right away that you began the poem with the first letter in each line. Very creative.
