Easy Lovin' Hangin' Lover!

I met a girl who was born without legs,
But "other than that," she was looking "Fine."
She was made "Perfect" for "Easy Lovin',"
I'd "hang" her up on my "special" clothes line!

I'd "rigged" a "Special" line for "Convenience,"
So I could "raise" her up or "bring" her "down."
We were "Both" satisfied with my "Rigging,"
She made me feel like I'd just got a "Crown!"

I'd sit in a "chair" and pull a "Lever,"
And "lower" her straight to my "waiting lips."
I could "sit" in "comfort" and "eat" her "Holes,"
And "never even" have to "Touch" her "Hips!"

The thing I loved "Most" was a "Specialty,"
I'd lay me down and use her for a "Prop."
I'd lay on my back and "ease" her on "Down,"
Then grab her "Hips" and "Spin" her like a "Top!"

Her "Pussy" would "Spin" on my "Swollen" Cock,
And "heat" it up just like a "Burning Fire!"
And this "Always" gave me an "Erotic Cum,"
And my hot Cum would "Ignite" her "Desire!"

When I wanted her "Ass" I'd "hook" her up,
To what was later called a "Bungee Cord."
Then I'd grease her up with some "Vaseline,"
And ""Bounce" her up and down so she got "Bored!"

I called her my "Special Bungee Lover,"
And we'd "enjoy" our sex acts through the night.
She'd "satisfy" me and give me "Pleasure,"
Her bouncing up and down was "Pure Delight,"

She would drain me dry like a "Vacuum,"
She'd "bounce and bounce" my Cock clean out of "Sight!"
We'd only stop to "rest" and get a "drink,"
And we'd act just like "Wild Bunnies" all "Night!"

I would have "Married" this young pretty Lass,
But for the "Accident" I didn't see!
The rope she was "hanging" on "snapped" apart,
And she fell down real "Hard" and "Ruptured" me!

This was an "Unfortunate" occurance,
Because that "Broken" rope "Stole" my "whole Life!"
Right "There" I "Lost" any "Need" for "Women,"
And "lost" all my "Desire" to have a "Wife!!"