Election time!

Election time is drawing near,
And do we have a choice?
Hear the Elephant or the Mule,
Or Independant voice!
Political convictions,
Each one claims he's right,
And all the others "Are just Fools!"
Spreading myths and lies!
But we all know just where they stand,
Except Kerry, of course!
The only thing we know 'bout HIM,
Is he's a dark dark horse!
Republicans proclaim they're right,
With their "Trickle Down" theory,
But NOT ONE time have helped the poor,
So be a little leery!
Look at Kerry real close and judge,
Will he serve the function?
Or will he only help the rich,
Or be out at a luncheon?
But Democrats like Clinton,
Aren't the worst in town.
Leastways they don't steal it all,
They spread a little round!
So no matter what you do,
Put out or bank the fires,
One thing you can count on friends,
"They're all a bunch of liars!!