Elsie the Cow!byUncle Pervey©
Elsie the Cow had a really fat ass,
But it was so perfect in every way!
It was round and firm and so fully packed,
It was like a really yummy soufflé!
The jealous ones called her "Elsie the Cow,"
Because they just didn't have what SHE had!
She had the most perfect ass in the world,
And a sweet asshole that made you feel glad!
No matter that Elsie was over weight,
Nobody knowing Elsie gave a damn!
All we cared about was Elsie's big ass,
And those glorious and succulent hams!
When Elsie bent over or just laid down,
And expose her large ass for our delight.
It made everyone's mouth water and drool,
It was such a sweet delectible sight!
The females who were jealous just called her,
"That fat-assed low-life bitch Elsie the Cow!"
But to me she was made by the "Sex God,"
And I'm wishing Elsie was with me now!!