- Erotic Poetry
- Erotic Limericks
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There was a lady from Spain
Who tried sex on a train;
She said sucking a dick
Made her deathly sick;
Now she masturbates on a plane.
There was a lady name Franny
Who had one big fat fanny;
She liked to take fist
Up to a fister's wrist;
Even though she was a granny.
Marge gave great head
To her husband Fred;
One day she cried,
Cause he told her a lie;
Now her tongue is dead.
Nancy let out a cheer
When fucked in the rear;
Her ass was so tight
Having her first anal that night;
Now she's over her fears.
