- Erotic Poetry
- Excuse #34
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Click hereMy dogs ate my underwear.
It’s the truth I swear.
I would have worn panties,
But they are ruined, damn beasties.
So here I am all squirming about,
Till, it’s not my fault, I want to shout.
My pants are rubbing in a way,
That is teasing me all day.
And just my luck I fear,
That my mom’s words to my ear,
Will be proved at last so terribly right.
That I will be hit by a bus on my way home tonight.
- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 16 years agoReminds me of the famous silly "the dog ate my homework" (what about a list of excuses to being late to work!). Fun and sexy at the same time. Can't ask for more. And now for the rest; I am serious!
LeBrozover 16 years agoMom's words always come back to haunt us, as we can see in this fun piece. Dedicate this to Britney Spears, to give her something new to contemplate.
Amyfriendover 16 years agoI'd love to read all the other excuses. There must be some British blood in you somewhere. Well done.
