Ford-a-lac!

byUncle Pervey©

I used to have a real sweet old "buggy,"
Sometime back in 1964.
A "Custom' Ford with a "MILL" by "Caddy,"
The engine had a "fully stroked" bore!

It had the drive-chain of an "Oldsmobile,"
With "positive traction" in the back.
It would press you back in the seat when floored,
And make you think of a "Lightning's" crack!

That old "Custom Ford" car was SO DAMNED fast,
It had an "Air Brake System" in its trunk.
It could make the tires smoke clean out of sight,
And made ALL "High-performance" cars "Punk!"

It was a smallish car, with a BIG Mill,
And rode "rougher" than a "Tank" on it's track.
It left ALL its Challengers FAR BEHIND,
And I called it my little "Ford-a-lac!!"

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