Non-Erotic PoetryFreudian RapI like to say "fuck" 'cause it makes my mama mad,
Besides I want to do her and I wanna shoot my dad,
I'm Oedipus Rex, watch me flex my pecs writin' checks, I'm the next big thing, yes, a king, care to see my bling?
I wanna touch myself, I don't wanna touch your missus,
I find myself attractive like the story of Narcissus,
I guess you know by now that I'm thinkin' of Obama,
He's gonna do to us like I wanna do my mama.
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I like to say "fuck" 'cause it makes my mama mad,
Besides I wanna do her and I wanna shoot my dad
I'm Oedipus Rex, watch me flex my pecs
I'm the next big thing, care to see my bling?
I wanna touch myself, don't wanna touch yo missus,
I find myself attractive, like the story of Narcissus,
I guess you know by now that I'm thinkin' of Obama,
He's gonna do to us like I wanna do my mama.
Five.more...
In retrospect,
I wish that I had entitled this poem "Shrink Rap."
Clever
You're extraorinarily witty. You make me smile even though I don't agree with your political naughtiness. I'm genuinely impressed.
I'm even more impressed now that I've been reading your stories.
I've changed my mind. I'm going to vote you a five on your poem. I still like Obama, but I like your work too; and I'm rating that after all...
(kiss)
(giggle)more...
Response to Cinner
It's like this. In 2000 and 2004, many slow-witted people thought they were voting for hairy pussy. By 2008, they had finally realized their mistake, so they voted for "CHANGE." But alas, they were mistaken once more, and all they got was another four years of Bush.more...
Obama
I really liked your rap, but I like Obama more.
You dropped his name in your rhyme,
so I really can't score.
I would have given you a five
if you hadn't done that jive.
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