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Click hereAs he roasts his balls on an open fire
Jack Frost is licking and sucking my toes
Yule tide carols being sung by a choir
And tarts dressed up like Eskimos
Everyone wants a hard cock or some tities
To help to make the season bright
Lots of little boys with their eyes all aglow
Will get down to some fucking tonight
The girls all know that the big guy's on his way
With lots of sex lingerie and vibrators on his sleigh
And every mother's child is going to spy
To see if reindeers really know how to fly
And so Belinda's offering you this simple phrase
To you swingers from twenty one to ninety two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Just pop round, if you fancy a screw!
This Song is more like the Dirty Version of "Chest Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire" and NOT "Dancing he Christmas Tree" DUMB SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A bit of an irreverent read,
But then it could have gone with,
Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...